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Also, Long Walk Day is your permission slip from the universe to skip that optional meeting and take a stroll instead. You're welcome. 🥾✨

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Buckle up — October 5 is a FIVE-holiday Monday. 🎉
💜 Do Something Nice Day
🥾 Long Walk Day
🍎 National Apple Betty Day
💻 Techies Day
🍎 World Teachers' Day
Which one fits your Monday vibe?
↳ Details: https://t.co/WJEYTHneHA

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Techies Day reminder: your IT department is basically the duct tape holding your entire work life together. Go thank them. Bring snacks. 💻❤️

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Today's holiday lineup is sending me 😂

💻 National Computing Day
🦠 Virus Appreciation Day (your genome says hi)
🎉 International Frugal Fun Day
✉️ World Card Making Day
Zero dollars required. Maximum chaos achieved. Happy Saturday! 🎊
https://t.co/WJEYTHnMx8 | #NationalHoliday

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Today's national holidays are a MOOD 😂🧹🐄🚗🥤
✅ Custodial Workers Recognition Day — say THANK YOU to the MVPs
✅ World Farm Animals Day — respect the cow 🐄
✅ Name Your Car Day — it's Gerald, and I won't be taking questions
✅ World No Alcohol Day — sparkling water supremacy

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What's your car's name? Drop it 👇

🔗 https://t.co/qazZW984J7 #Oct2 #NationalHolidayDay #NameYourCarDay

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Today has absolutely ZERO chill 😂

⚡ Energy Efficiency Day (turn off that second monitor)
💿 CD Player Day (RIP skip protection)
📝 Poetry Day (roses are red, I need coffee, it's October, don't talk to me)
🥦 World Vegetarian Day (broccoli is having its main character moment)

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Pick your holiday. Go. 🫵
→ https://t.co/WJEYTHnMx8 #Oct1 #NationalHoliday #CDPlayerDay #PoetryDay #EnergyEfficiency #WorldVegetarianDay

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Sep 30 double holiday:

🧖 National Mud Pack Day — go slap some mud on your face. You deserve it.
💬 International Blasphemy Day — think freely, speak boldly, question everything.
Celebrate both simultaneously if you're feeling adventurous 😄

#MudPackDay #BlasphemyDay

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☕ Happy #NationalCoffeeDay!
Confucius said: "He who learns but does not think, is lost."
We say: try thinking before your first cup. We dare you. 😂
September 29 = the most relatable day on the calendar for office workers. ☕📚

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#ConfuciusDay #Coffee

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🍔 Today is National Cheeseburger Day and I will NOT be taking questions.

Extra cheese. Melted. On a toasted bun. That's it. That's the tweet.

🧀🔥 What's your go-to cheeseburger order?

#NationalCheeseburgerDay #CheeseburgerDay 📅 https://t.co/WJEYTHneHA

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Celebrate National Cheeseburger Day 🍔 with a Twist! https://t.co/ugoGp61X5w

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Today is National Apple Dumpling Day 🍎

That warm, flaky, cinnamon-apple wrapped pastry you've been thinking about since last September? TODAY IS THE DAY.

Go get one. You deserve it. 🥟

👉 https://t.co/qazZW97wTz

#NationalAppleDumplingDay #FoodHoliday #FallFood

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🎩 Today is BOTH Felt Hat Day AND Make a Hat Day! The only acceptable response is to immediately put something on your head. Bonus points if you made it yourself. 🧵✂️ #FeltHatDay #MakeAHatDay #WhatNationalDay https://t.co/qazZW97wTz

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Today's agenda: ☕ Coffee 🍩 Cream-filled donut (it's NATIONAL Cream Filled Donut Day, so it's basically required) 🥪 Hoagie for lunch (Eat a Hoagie Day — yes, really) 📊 Pretend to be productive

Monday just got way more delicious. 🙌
https://t.co/WJEYTHneHA #FoodHoliday

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(Mine is Programmer's Day + Peanut butter snacks. Obviously.)

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#ProgrammersDay #NationalDay #September13

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Today has NO chill 😂

Sept 13 is simultaneously: 🥠 Fortune Cookie Day 💻 Programmer's Day 🐶 Hug Your Hound Day 👴 National Grandparents Day 🥜 Peanut Day ✨ Positive Thinking Day 📚 Roald Dahl Day 🪄 Defy Superstition Day 🎩 Uncle Sam Day

Pick your fighter.

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PSA: It is scientifically impossible to be sad while holding a chocolate milkshake AND a game controller at the same time.

Trust us. We did the research. 🎮🥤

#NationalDay #September12

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🎮 National Video Games Day 🍫 National Chocolate Milkshake Day

The universe is basically telling you to take the afternoon off. Who are we to argue? 🤷

#VideoGamesDay #ChocolateMilkshakeDay