Certified Yapper

don’t take me seriously. or do. idc.

[ven @vennjl]

oomf is too desperate to get a hit tweet

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Me to my oomfs 🥰

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Slacking on my tweets but the queen is back… 😘

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Say ‘what’ if Gracie, Nicki, Ed & Ella are chops.

Beyonce: What

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

The baddest bitches are all 26 of my oomfs

[wert @whoretuni]

Larping stantwt without knowing half of the lingo, with 0 hit tweets and less than a 100 followers

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@naestillreal LMFAO SO REAL

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@pinknoirfiles @pinknoir_4 don’t forget about me 😭

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@luv4wonhee @whoretuni yesssss taste asf that’s my top 4 except for kgb and replace it with red bottoms

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Don’t think about it. Just do it. Like Nike said. And you’re a flop. Bye.

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

thinking about quitting stan twitter

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Me and fave khia oomf fighting over who has the most followers

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@whoretuni @luv4wonhee What do y’all think about marijuana and boys

[wert @whoretuni]

Realising that I probably will never experience the joy of having a hit tweet

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Hacker oomf messaged me to send them 6k and then they’ll send 12k back to me? #BLOCKED

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@xxcinnamonAngel me with the bottle of shampoo reading

[. @pinknoirfiles]

when they draggin my oomf and i gotta step in

[ven @vennjl]

me to those 5 oomfs who keep liking every single tweet i make

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Anybody else get this message????😭😭help they trying to take auntie out .

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

Me and my khia oomfs trying to escape the chop flop asylum

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

@luv4wonhee Yesssss

[Certified Yapper @whatnowb1tch]

“Are you a Nicki ender or Ed Sheeran ender”