Ramesh

Here to remind you that your to-do list doesn’t care about your feelings.

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@ZeptoNow the app is down? I need coriander please

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@ZeptoNow @zeptocares Uhmmm this brand? 💀

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@marshmello what time were u born

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@GeminiApp Thanks, it's fixed now

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You can scroll through 100 posts but not fold one shirt. Priorities.
#adhd

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@Wendys Understood

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@Wendys I love you Wendy's

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@DanishSait When your mom adds weed in your sambar instead of curry leaves.

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@Wendys Wendy's is life. Wendy's is love.

[Applebee's Grill + Bar @Applebees]

Me: I'll have a triple chocolate meltdown. And my friend here will have one too.
Server: But you're the only one here?
Me: Just do as I say.

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@pakalupapito If robbers ever broke into my house it would just be practice.

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@DanishSait It will only get shittier.

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@narendramodi WE LOVE YOU.