sara

live laugh love liberal agenda

[sara @whatsabaritone]

it’s official: i’m using twitter to log my poops for elons glorious database. if you don’t want to see these tweets block the hashtag #poopymusk

[sara @whatsabaritone]

anybody else not know that period blood is apparently REALLY good for plants? use your feminine powers to stunt on these hoes as the superior plant parent you are

[sara @whatsabaritone]

post church poop #holyshit #poopymusk

[sara @whatsabaritone]

it’s official: i’m using twitter to log my poops for elons glorious database. if you don’t want to see these tweets block the hashtag #poopymusk

[sara @whatsabaritone]

just pooped

[sara @whatsabaritone]

i think i think i’m better than everybody.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

why do men be sad over relationships they ruined?

[sara @whatsabaritone]

this is not a value judgement on either position.

only that if you claim the bible is to be literally interpreted or else but then turn around and lick the boots of the 1% in your actions/rhetoric/politics, you are at odds with yourself.

sort that shit out, you look silly.

[sara @whatsabaritone]

you cannot be a biblical literalist and a capitalist at the same time

[sara @whatsabaritone]

box braids this cornrows that when yt women are overlooking that we lay claim over claw clips? and 70s body waves? like gorl, leave them alone, we have plenty to work with tf

[sara @whatsabaritone]

@JasonSleboda @DontShowYourCat this is so cute tho tf

[sara @whatsabaritone]

bio teacher got caught watching 🌽 on his computer DURING CLASS. anyways, immediately suspended, and when the county school board reviewed the case, he said a prehistoric clam fell on his head and implied it gave him autism.

if anybody knows how any of that connects, lmk pls.

[sara @whatsabaritone]

the best world building decision atla creators made was animal hybrids.

we didn’t want turtle ducks, but we did need them.

[sara @whatsabaritone]

what fun data should i tweet for elon now that he owns twitter?

[sara @whatsabaritone]

access to my life is a privilege

[sara @whatsabaritone]

i know breaking bad isn’t supposed to be a comedy, but i’m gonna start treating it like one