assybooplassty

he/him viva pinata is the best game ever, don't forget about me if my Twitter is ever suspended

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

My bedsheet is down bad

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

i watched every single major western news outlet deny the most obvious genocide in history

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[izzy @butchysports]

objectively funny

[Denims @DenimsTV]

What a crazy 24 hours man, the tentative ruling feels a little surreal. First, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has supported me, believed in me and helped me get here, I could not have done any of this without all of you.

For those who are unfamiliar, tentative rulings are sometimes published in advance of hearings, in the interest of streamlining the hearing. The tentative ruling is the position of the court before the hearing - so the fact that the tentative ruling is to grant my motion for judgement is incredible news. The hearing was earlier today, and the judge has taken the matter under submission and an official ruling will be issued, hopefully sooner rather than later! I'm feeling very optimistic and I’ll be going over the document tomorrow on stream at 7am, see you all then :)

[𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 @diotimacorina]

why does he look like a weeping virgin mary

[UBERSOY @UBERSOY1]

Clavicular is a male to male transgender

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

MAGA will blow up an elementary school of little girls and tell you to shut the fuck about it then cry assault over a literal tap on the arm

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

@Asmongold @Cryptmommy1 @KuroSekaiAnime God damn the amount of incel dripping off you

[Sarcastic Sally @karenann_LA]

@Illusory_Ace

[🔻🍁🇵🇸 @yearninquilab]

All pregnant detainees have been released from Delaney Hall, according to Cosecha, which was one of the demands. RESISTANCE TILL EVERYONE IS FREE!

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

@stacycay @kaceytron Yeah maybe right wing centrist

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

@LilithLovett @bluhm_breno But you could do that today, right now if you wanted. You can enlist in the military today. Hell, why wait for the state to agree? You could start any time without state backing. But if you "will gladly die for Taiwan" like you say, then why haven't you raised arms?

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

@naaycoqui It's so funny this dude went from "I used to love Hasan now I love pedophiles" debate freak.

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

@SenSchumer You should monitor the shit in your pants

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump bombed Iran. Here are multiple clips of Trump campaigning against endless wars, Middle East conflicts, and boasting that he will stop World War III.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

> Republican gets elected President.

> Cuts benefits for the poor.

> Cuts taxes for the rich.

> Starts a war in the Middle East.

It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

[assybooplassty @whatsupinvaders]

Erika Kirk killed her husband dude I'm calling it right now