hal

may ya live as long as ya want and not want for as long as ya live

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[hal @whattagalhal]

@tpwklane i had one like this! leave now. you are only hot and young once. do not waste it ❤️

[hal @whattagalhal]

freedom of religion as long as it’s christianity

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The Satanic Temple put up a Satan statue in front of the New Hampshire State Capitol.

It was dismembered within 48 hours.

They put it up again.

It was beheaded again within 48 hours.

[hal @whattagalhal]

idk how it happened or when my frontal lobe fully developed but i am now having nightmares (fully in French) about my sourdough not rising

[hal @whattagalhal]

i am butternut squash’s #1 fan

[hal @whattagalhal]

it would be so embarrassing to have someone come up to me and ask what im listening to. gerard way’s voice cracking on a 15 hour loop, ok? you’re wasting my time.

[hal @whattagalhal]

i think it’s so funny that, even though i now live in a city, i still say “going to town” like i’m trekking half an hour from the holler just to get a mcdonald’s tea

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

She cleeeeeeeeared so bad.
A MOMENT in daytime television!!!

[hal @whattagalhal]

time for my nightly scream every lyric of silver springs and reminisce about my 2 month situationship that’s been over for almost a year !

[Booker @RealBookerScott]

And you thought things couldn't get stranger.

A man is walking around Nasville, going in honky tonks with no skull. They wouldn't let him smoke at the hospital, so he checked himself out.

Things are pretty strange.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

over this??? this is the most rigged shit ive ever seen

[hal @whattagalhal]

i wonder what happened to jones barbecue and foot massage

[hal @whattagalhal]

it didn’t hit me that dinosaurs actually existed until very recently. embarrassingly recently. i thought they were mythological urban legend creatures.

[hal @whattagalhal]

i enjoy the simple pleasures of life. blueberries in my salad, a light breeze on a hot day, setting cities on fire, an authentic pastry. small luxuries.

[hal @whattagalhal]

i want to go to a shrek rave