eleanor

treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a greek goddess, then a person again

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

shower the people you love with love

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

it’s my birthday

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

you’re a mean one mr grinch pretty devastating all around except the garlic in your soul aspect.. that’s just being italian which is OK!!

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

searching high and low for some crocs i have only ever seen once in a dream

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

thinking about my puppy!!!!!!!!

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

i have a fondness for manatees you guys wouldn’t get it. barbara and hugh mostly

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

had to redownload twitter to say happy birthday #partydad

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

happy birthday wormy my favorite mommy’s boy my tailless string eating cozy baby my little instagram get who loves me if i think about how much i love you i will cry

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

if i ever committed an intentional crime it would be stealing strawberries from a strawberry patch at night

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

keep accidentally reading the word pirates as if it rhymes with pilates

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

little dummy alert

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being a woman is so hard…. long hair or short hair….. impossible decisions

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

paper towel such a perfect name for that item..

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

gonna start learning english on duolingo just to see how they think i should be doing things

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

you cool if i scream? like a lot?

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

i love doggys and kittys

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

i can’t believe snowflakes really look like that

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

grocery store radio is perfectly tuned to piss me off at any given moment i may enter the store

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

wish my boyfriend was home so he could grab something for me from the other room

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

@happygrammy @EdKrassen everyone has already mentioned special education but it also funds state vocational rehabilitation programs which help adults with disabilities go to work

[eleanor @whatthedevil394]

looking at my calendar one of my favorite hobbies fr