Steven Forfia

My name is Steven and I rap all the time, but people don't like me cause my words don't match.

[Sean Carney @Sean_Carney88]

When you get a text saying I'm pregnant.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@Sean_Carney88 dang.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

"A League of Their Own" is on TV and people expect me to go out tonight? Must have me mistaken...

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

She doesn't look that bad when she's not puking in a bag. #shitkuharsays #ilovemyjob

[Sean Carney @Sean_Carney88]

I really hope she's my doctor one day lol @whattheforf

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

Swear to god somebody would have had to come bail me out tonight.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My alcohol tolerance is too high for my paycheck.

[Sean Carney @Sean_Carney88]

This pretty awesome #Browns http://t.co/ITAJ6bV7zh

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

Why do people always want to talk shit?

[College Life @8_Semesters]

My Superpower is eating 5 times the "suggested serving" size.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

In other news, I got a great deal on the Statue of Liberty at the "Going Out of Business" sale.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@Sean_Carney88 @asmowls @b_heiney44 @wbordew @SchottyBOOMS "Lawd Jesus, dat ass."

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@Sean_Carney88 @KMMerk get 'em, got 'em, good.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@KMMerk @Sean_Carney88 looks aren't everything.

[Sean Carney @Sean_Carney88]

Grease lightening at the bar.... Oh Christ.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@peyton_lea has officially gone 0-2.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

@mforfia yessir.

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

Bro-bro finally trying his hand at twitter. Might as well tweet this twat. @mforfia

[Steven Forfia @whattheforf]

“@Indians: Sup, bros? #Brohio” this guy looks familiar @Sean_Carney88

[Sean Carney @Sean_Carney88]

Who wouldn't let Carrie underwood beaver fuck their face?!? I know I would.