Mary

baby lawyer #BlackLivesMatter #MeToo

[Mary @whattheham_]

Please don't talk about "broke" til you spend $12 of state quarters you've been saving since 4th grade on groceries

[Mary @whattheham_]

@Ethy416 Maybe not in a fight but I'd for sure destroy Davy Crockett in the sheets

[Mary @whattheham_]

@Ethy416 Ok tmrw?

[Mary @whattheham_]

My mom emailed me this photo and the only words were “Ethan’s shorts” @Ethy416

[Mary @whattheham_]

@Ethy416 I personally would suicide

[Mary @whattheham_]

@AmerisBankAmp hey been searching for a corn dog since I got here. People are telling me you don’t have any? Weird. is that true?

[Mary @whattheham_]

@iKarlee Can you proofread the brief I drafted? It’s attached here.

[Mary @whattheham_]

Sometimes we do be taking a minute

[suzie @shroomgoddess69]

@whattheham_ Weird that lawyers take so long to win a case when your job is literally fucccin highlighting shit babe.

[k @iKarlee]

@whattheham_ Sharpie Esq.

[Mary @whattheham_]

Although I don’t even have highlighters so not sure what that’s about

[Mary @whattheham_]

@iKarlee @deadandcompany Truly

[Mary @whattheham_]

I’m thinking about that time @iKarlee bought us “John Mayer tickets.” We showed up to Lakewood in the dead of summer and everyone is barefoot wearing a beanie and eating grilled cheese cooked in the gravel parking lot. Love u @deadandcompany

[Mary @whattheham_]

“I saw a Yorkie in a onesie at a cafe last week”

[Mary @whattheham_]

Why do people eat tuna melts you shouldn’t put cheese on tuna

[Mary @whattheham_]

Everyone feels like dying, that’s what living is sissy!!

[Mary @whattheham_]

A cold hard take

[Mary @whattheham_]

@BrooksBrumby18 I submitted your application they will be in touch

[Mary @whattheham_]

God this is just too good @BrooksBrumby18

[Mary @whattheham_]

@BrooksBrumby18 when he’s drafted for WW3

[the perc prophet @humidfluid]

industry baby

[Mary @whattheham_]

@marcy_baert Yeah I’m just glad I’m standing up for myself you know thanks for your support

[Mary @whattheham_]

Damn y’all. I’m single. Pablo just told me it’s not possible for me to weigh 85 pounds