The Earl of Whatton

Necessity is the Mother of invention.

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@NMBLAKE That'd be a great colour scheme for an away shirt.

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@Riocasm Anything smoked, fish, meat or cheese. No taste of the foodstuff left, just smoke smelling protein.

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@mark_bonnar @NetflixUK Quality TV, a Scotish Slow Horses.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Pet Starmer Boys

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@JamesMelville @HDewarSport Looking forward to more Grand Designs. Health to enjoy :)

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@hnryrgrs Why are male footballers wearing sports bra's now?

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@ronmanagernottm Ha, I copt for The Stowaway folding version for my birthday. I wondered why till I got dragged away in the next purchase, a Sprite caravan. It was my Dads transport to the pub from the caravan site.

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@MatildaMinter I'm the king of the swingers

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@RichieFirth Wore a tee shirt with the England V Germany Wembley scoreboard showing 5-1 to England in 2002 for breakfast in a hotel in Spain. First day there, found out it was a hotel soley inhabited by German tourists. My wife sat at a different table to me to eat her breakfast.

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@JamesMelville Me, 1968, train down from Nottingham with Mum and Dad. Natural History Museum and lunch in an Aberdeen Angus Steak House. Home in time for corned beef, egg and chips.

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The man has a valid point...

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@batcountry1980 I don't think Stanley gets enough recognition.

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@GBNEWS An Albanian gents barber has a better grasp of finance than this receptionist.

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@ronmanagernottm @FreddyKruegerDB No heavy petting
But Sue I want to swim with you
No bombing
But Sue I want to swim with you
No running
But Sue you're running away
Think I'll get an Oveltine from the cafe
And watch Sue running away from Bramcote Baths
My regrete smells of chlorine

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@fesshole I'm sure a lot of the other people Nigel is annoying would be happy eating your cat.

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@JackTheLab3 The Lab Four

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Seems fair to me...

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@Marwood_PostLib Has a favourite butchers shop
Charcoal BBQ
Has a flag pole
Stuffed fox head on hallway wall
Wet shaves
Wind up wrist watch
Frys bacon
Has his Dads old pipe rack in the study
Wooden skis hanging in the garage
Hides bottle of malt in the greenhouse for quiet time
Rattling cough

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@SaintBelta @HisHolyLord Also known as a Kronenbird.

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@cb_doge If it was a seamless automatic transistion from Gmail. most definitely