JPimp!!!

Where the UnYoga side of me comes to play and talk shit. Don't mind me, I'm just here for the laughs. #CatchPhrase Hey Girl, Hey Girl!! #DoItForTheAbs

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

#ShitMyFlatmateSays
Calling me to share that her sister tucks her labia minor in before sending noods… Glatmate said it’s a good thing the sister learned the Hospital Corner Fold to assist with these endeavors

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

My prediction for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson:

Netflix can’t handle the traffic and the stream is unwatchable.

[NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ @NautPoso]

Engineers at the Netflix server room rn:

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I’m getting ready to watch this Tyson vs Jake Paul fight like I’m watching someone cast a spell that I hope actually works.
And I don’t really believe in magic.

But I want to believe.

[Adam Lowisz X Meetup 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @AdamLowisz]

@AB84 Netflix servers right now 🔥

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

She SCREAMS insecure

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

You ever get turned on just from watching your man be... a man? Like the way his arm flexes or even just the way he handles business, or the bass in his voice... whew.

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

🤣🤣🤣

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

“Each Relationship Nurtures A Strength or Weakness Within You”
- Micheal Murdock

Well DAMN 😳

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

At the ball game, overheard the following conversation..

Dad: how are your fries?

Kid: They’re too potatoe-y

Dad: Yea.. well.. that can happen

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

That moment when you’re out and finish that first drink and think “it’s Frank The Tank Time” because once it hit your lips it was SO GOOD

[j a d a @jadawadas]

This is such a beautiful reason to learn ASL omg

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

NOT MY DAD AND HIS BROTHER TELLING ME A STORY WITH THEM AND THE FBI

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Drunk me can go 1 of 4 ways: 🥴🤣

[JPimp!!! @WhatWhatYaHeard]

Hanging out at my SIL’s house playing pool and listening to music when my dog looks over and gives me the “I’m ready to go when you are” look.. ma’am, it’s 8:15, I know you’re 9yrs old but pull it together. It’s not that late.

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL.