Yao

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

u aint even the only girl ghosting me tbh

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

lol i ain’t even pressed that’s the problem

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

bruh beep beep is peak yall dont even kno fr

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

Drake and KDot walked so Elon and Trump could…

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I’m drunk but this fr

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Bruh omg hot fries and Miami Mint vape taste like… gd damnit nah try it n tell me you’ll see shi

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

Dudes really still in the gym w full spiral bound notebooks and pencil like they don’t got notes app just for:

“bench 135 8 reps”

For like 20 lines

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

lil jewish girl talking on a flip phone

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Fuck Netflix how do u think I’m paying for this Raya subscription

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Ayo alls I’m saying is that id like to know the air index of this blunt right her nah mean lmao

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

AYO DAYYTONA FOX I BEEN SLEEP WOW

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

What’re u thinking about

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Just the simple pleasures- being able to DJ my whole life; the way shorty be staring…

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

ok so we officially taking over. if u didn’t kno. this is the first warning

[Yao @whatyaothinks]

long legs taking long steps shorty up next

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like it’s gotta be real easy to fuck up an eye exam right ???

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Remember when dudes would just diddle themselves in class and that shit was like ‘cool’ somehow lmao does that still happen

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My g eating a whole ass plate crossing the street like cmon dawg u gotta plan better

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did I just hear a fucking owl

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2Ez