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[LP Army @met_lparmy]

🪖 LP Academy Crash Course

📅 July 11th | 3PM UTC — and it's FREE

Learn how to be a better liquidity provider with @MeteoraAG

Hosted by @HeavyMetalCook

We're covering the concepts that confuse beginners the most:

✅ What LP-ing actually is?
✅ How Meteora's pools work?
✅ Bin Steps — What they are & how to pick one?
✅ What is Impermanent Loss?
✅ How to place your first position?

Zero experience needed.

And we're bringing in the proof. Graduates already earning fees — @Tiagogo, @EvilPanda, @TheSolchief & more!

Real builders are jumping in to share their actual on-chain results. If they can pull it off, so can you.

🌊 LP Positions are being given away via random drawings to attendees.

Free knowledge. Free positions. No excuses. This is your on-ramp.

Register free at https://t.co/wxI50rlCK4

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

HeavyMetalCrime # EP 13 – Father’s Day / Crime’s Birthday

Hosted by: @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt

(00:00:00) Intro
(00:01:11) Viewer shoutouts
(00:02:16) Crime cake + drinks toast
(00:05:57) Day plans & smash burger cooking
(00:08:00) LP Army updates
(00:10:55) LP meta changes + Gaming meta discussion
(00:18:24) Wallet security & tokenomics talk
(00:23:20) New LP Army Bounties
(00:28:08) Playground V2 updates
(00:34:00) P&L Contest winners announced
(00:41:44) Big Crime of the Week
(00:46:24) Market sentiment + Sports talk
(00:54:00) Final cheers & closing

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

Are you new to @MeteoraAG ?

Check out LP Army Academy (https://t.co/I2CZ4MIm1O) a 100% free self paced DeFi school that teaches you how to become a profitable Liquidity Provider on Meteora.

Build your foundation from the basics and progress to more advanced DLMM and DAMM strategies.

Learn how to safely earn trading fees and from any market conditions and put your portfolio to work.

✅ Over 17,000+ graduates
✅ Over $1.6 billion in fees generated
✅ 3 hours learning time
✅ 100% Free

Come find your community on https://t.co/MZq8H3RCRG

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

Want to take @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt money?

Highest percentage (%) win this week takes real cash and gets featured on next week’s show.

🏆Rules in the video and form below.

Form closes June 20.

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

HeavyMetalCrime EP #12 w/@Tikz1070 a full time Liquidity Provider.

Hosted by: @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt.

Timestamps

(00:00:00) Intro
(00:02:08) Tikz’s crypto story
(00:08:24) Crime shotguns a beer
(00:12:56) Why Tikz moved to Thailand
(00:24:48) Meteora updates: Privacy mode & dynamic slippage
(00:40:24) DLMM Playground demo – paper trade risk-free
(00:46:56) Tikz’s pro tips: Token selection, volume spikes & mindset
(00:50:10) Crime of the Week
(01:07:04) HeavyMetalCrime LP Competition – win cash prizes!

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

The DLMM Playground was created by @AlekssRG for the community.

Test how bins move and understand how LPs earn fees.
👉 https://t.co/CfK2THRXvF

The Strategy Library is where community strategies are stored: real approaches for different market conditions, token types, liquidity curve setups, and so much more...
👉 https://t.co/im8FCrICLV

https://t.co/Q0Izd6Rd2U is built by the LP Army, for the LP Army.

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

DLMM Playground is basically paper trading for Liquidity Providing.

Real pools. Real market data. Zero risk.

Test strategies, learn how bins and fees work, and get comfortable managing positions before putting real capital on the line.

Give it a try: https://t.co/EtcUbrFEMJ

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

.@Heavymetalcook6 on the opportunity of LPing right now.

“I'm hearing people say, ‘I'm not profitable,’ or, ‘I'm down so bad, there's no way to make money right now.’ And I'm sitting here thinking, man, I don't know what you're talking about. You know, we're making sacks of money.”

“I know people in Indonesia that this is all they do, right? $300 is a monthly salary to them... they'll make that in a couple hours or a day... work one day and you're good for a month. And so it feels right now like the cheat code.”

“I know chicken farmers that do this, right? I know a guy who's a surgeon and he's like checking his positions before he goes and does surgery. It allows anybody and everybody to participate in this. And to me, that's what's really big and huge.”

[FinancialHealth @whealth]

@jaysmith_ai Money

[FinancialHealth @whealth]

@asherrkiinee 93

[FinancialHealth @whealth]

@Sozyuku 62

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

HeavyMetalCrime EP #11 w/ @simonmolitor from @SolBrothersPod & @solanaidentity.

Hosted by: @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt.

Timestamps

(00:00) - Intro
(02:00) - What is Solana ID? On-chain reputation, perks & user acquisition explained
(07:45) - Crime’s TikTok live LPing streams + onboarding people to Meteora
(08:32) - Entrepreneurial advice: find good partners & keep products simple
(17:28) - Origin story of the unhinged Solana Ecosystem Call
(23:30) - Wild moments: raw egg challenge, flex time & rapid-fire questions
(43:44) - Meteora updates + discussion on tokenized RWAs
(51:20) - Crime of the Week: Pokémon meta warning
(01:05:28) - Closing: LP Army education execution advice & thanks

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

HeavyMetalCrime Ep #10 w/ @cryptattttone & @MyEmiAdv from @MeteoraES.

Hosted by: @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt.

Timestamps

(00:00:00) Intro
(00:03:36) Mexico City IRL Event Recap (MeteoraES Masterclass & onboarding)
(00:10:56) Special guest: @hectorc05 joins the call
(00:21:04) Quote Token Only Fees Discussion + Competition Winners
(00:30:48) DLMM Playground v2 + MetLex Chrome Extension Showcase
(00:38:08) Next MET Airdrop & Staking Updates (S2 + 10% protocol fees to stakers)
(00:43:12) New Limit Orders Feature Deep Dive
(00:47:04) HMC Shows New Truck
(00:49:44) Crime of the Week – World Cup Coins + Weekly Market Recap
(01:04:40) MeteoraES Community Shoutout + Spanish LP Academy Coming Soon

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

You hate it when your LP fees lose value by the time you sell them.
“I’ll just convert them later.”
Moments later: the token price crashed. Your fees are now worth much less.

@MeteoraAG has the fix:
Quote Token Fee pools.
Now on pools marked with the green dot symbol, you earn your LP fees directly in SOL or USDC.

Start your LP journey today: https://t.co/I2CZ4MIm1O

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

DLMM Playground V2 is live.

A replica of Meteora DLMM with new additions:

- Real Liquidity Distribution
- Quote Token Fee pools
- Limit Orders

Test & optimize strategies on any pool completely risk-free.

Try it out and let us know what you think: https://t.co/EtcUbrFEMJ

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

Early Look into Season 2

We want the community to review these points and give us your feedback.

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

Meteora Referral Staking Bootstrapping Bonus: 10% of all DLMM revenue goes to every $MET staker for the first 3 months.

You earn even if you refer zero people. Strong incentive to stake early and just try referring.

[Mario @memecoinassasin]

In case you missed the Community Call:

The @MeteoraAG team has assigned the LP Army a $250k Community Fund.

Managed by me, @AlekssRG and @Heavymetalcook6. Funds will be ready shortly with a public dashboard going live on the LP Army website at the same time — full transparency from day one.

We're opening this up to the community. If you've got an idea that helps LP Army or Meteora grow, expand, retain more users, or be more profitable — pitch us. Any idea goes.

What we need from you:
→ A clear plan
→ Ready to put in the effort and time
→ KPIs you'll set and track yourself

Reach out to us by opening a ticket in the LP Army Discord.

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

HeavyMetalCrime EP #9 w/ @DanJosbet.

Hosted by: @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt

Timestamps
(00:00:00) Intro
(00:01:20) Dan’s role & daily routine
(00:06:08) How Dan got the intern job
(00:09:36) Dan’s backstory
(00:12:00) Meteora saved father-in-law’s leg (~16k USDC)
(00:17:36) Indonesian LPer quits job via LPing
(00:22:00) LP Army competitions: Liquidity Card & Advice winners
(00:24:48) Dan’s SOL-USDC strategy (SOL-sided)
(00:27:12) Quote Token Fee competition + new feature breakdown
(00:30:00) Quote Token experiments & why it’s beginner-friendly
(00:37:44) New Limit Orders on https://t.co/vjybMrXzr2
(00:41:52) Meteora protocol fee to 10%
(00:55:52) Crime of the Week (RKC, Troll, Hantavirus, Royal Pop)
(01:08:48) Q&A: Recovering from rugs
(01:14:48) Closing, shoutouts & upcoming guests

[LP Army @met_lparmy]

Gud onboarding tek at Accelerate Miami.

Big props to @Heavymetalcook6 & @crimexbt for representing the LP Army.