Jaks

Dogs best friend

[Jaks @wheatcoast]

Me shitfaced Lo
at 11 30 on a
Thursday night
telling Lo how I
threw up outside
and my roommates
dog ate it and how
guilty I feel about it

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

suicide postponed

[mae @maespov]

girl drop the crystals and pick up a glock. let him feel ur energy fr

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY'RE SLEEPING

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

😭..

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A coyote and a badger travel together.

Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. They can even be more successful hunting prairie dogs and ground squirrels when they work in tandem. https://t.co/hb2aHVJINN

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

performing gender affirming surgery on my sandwich (removing the tomatoes)

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

would you let a white boy rock your world

[Mystery-Flavored Airhead @SuperDuperRiot]

shut your neurodivergent ass up before i turn on the ceiling light

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

harry potter is a better man than me bc if i ever saw that fuckin creature in my bedroom i would’ve killed it with a bookshelf

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Getting a laser pointer so I can explain things better to women while pausing movies

[gabe itch III @bigkirbyfan]

him: are you fucking stupid
me:

[Jaks @wheatcoast]

@bipolarpapii Yeah dude 30 for a gram is fine

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

My face during a plane crash so my wife doesn’t get the ick

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

having a crush gives me the same symptoms as psychosis