WHEAT DAVIDSON

a man and his nonsense

[WHEAT DAVIDSON @wheatdavidson]

me every time I tweet and no one likes it

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Rota 🚪🧎‍♂️ @pli_cachete]

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I think all rivalry games should end in a giant brawl

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

did not

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s even the fucking point then

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest

My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us

[Renz @Renzcapo]

Phsyically in the office but mentally pushing Flag B on Nuketown

[Woman Mage @woman_mage]

date offered me her hot tub and started cutting up carrots into it after i got in

am i cooked

[WHEAT DAVIDSON @wheatdavidson]

Massive legos post has no accompanying photos btw just the selfie

[WHEAT DAVIDSON @wheatdavidson]

If Facebook marketplace has no fans I am dead

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

just learned the only way out is through

[WHEAT DAVIDSON @wheatdavidson]

Can’t talk rn. In the lab. Cooking up. Big things coming.

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

I cannot believe I got selected to apply for a Venmo credit card. Things are really starting to turn around for me

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds

Me: I was refilling my vape

Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that