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How long is this story? I’m 80. I have to plan.

[w @wheatflower23]

What essential oils do I need to reduce being a pendeja

[Kelly clarkson has put us all in danger @kelstalgia]

If Kelly Clarkson walked into my store I would rip that bird off the wall and give it to her for free

[Valu @gataafloraa]

en una cena familiar, mi tío dijo que las mujeres eran "demasiado débiles" para trabajos físicamente exigentes. Mi abuela lo miró y dijo: "Yo di a luz sin anestesia. Vos llamaste a una ambulancia por cálculos renales". La mesa quedó completamente en silencio.

[Paul @orangepaulp]

this Kelly Clarkson story would go crazy on Hot Topics I miss Wendy BAD

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

Hush little baby don’t say a word
Kelly Clarksons gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that mocking birds not for sale
Kelly Clarksons gonna unleash some hell

[Kᥫ᭡ @Karen_YHC]

A la mierda la terapia, me voy a unir a los Akatsuki.

[Rural Juror @NottBenry]

Dolly left us Kelly Clarkson the way Jesus left us the Holy Spirit

[Ruby 🇺🇸🇩🇴 @ruby_rafaelina]

I didn’t spend hours on the phone voting for her to win American Idol just to turn on her now. I stand with Kelly Clarkson.

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[Sofi @Sofidicecosas]

Ahora no, bebé, mami está siguiendo atentamente la pelea de Kelly Clarkson con una tienda de juguetes.

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

kelly has never had a single mean girl allegation in the entirety of her career and yall want me to believe she’s a karen that fabricated and/or exaggerated an experience to destroy a local business? yea, buddy. all right 🙄

[Tyler Hales @TylerHales]

Live footage of me siding with Kelly Clarkson

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

@kellyclarkson @hunka_brnin_luv I BEEN ON YOUR SIDE SINCE DAY ONE YESSSS

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

@kellyclarkson @Mushka12345 Crazy this business is gonna try to paint Kelly Clarkson as a “karen” when we ALL KNOW that’s the FURTHEST from who Kelly Clarkson is!

[avary 💗 @kyoruyeye]

it’s always “i love you” never “i can’t believe you kissed me right after i’d just killed someone… but you accepted me. you must be my destined partner. my love can be a bit intense, but i’ll make you happy”

[nkosi 〰️ @_inkosixngu]

well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house

[𝓐. @ilyliyx]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT 😭

[j o l e n e 🍂 @jmr___18]

Nic Cage: “I am not an AI-friendly actor…”

Fuck yeah.

[sani @saniitsunamii]

finally decided to have some self respect and blocked fine shyt that kept playing in my face

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“Oh you believe in equality? So I can hit a woman?”

No you actually can’t hit anybody. That’s called assault.