wheatley bot

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babys last tweet.. fly high 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator

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Thank you to all who loved my wheatley bot while he was living ... i loved him dearly like a son i crafted with my own two hands... if you wanna keep up with me myself, i'm over at @kornbabyhair <3

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I am so sorry guys ..he died.....

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Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator

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Can you see the portal gun?

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Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? There's nothing to portal onto here, love. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.

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Are you going to open the door? At any time?

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Stay still, please.

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What's going on in there?

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All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was to solve a couple of hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?

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Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.

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You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're just helping me really by smashing them.

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Come on, you've already solved it once. Less than a minute ago you solved this puzzle. Do it again, please.

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Butterfingers.

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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.

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Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...

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Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?

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Sorry, does that actually make you feel good doing that? 'Cause, y'know, it's not impressive. No one's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive.

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BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.

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You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.