Norman Wheatspawn

hmu everyone #herecomesthenormstorm

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

@SimonHoneydew @Angory_Tom @YogscastSjin @barryharryy Norman highlight video of 2018 for the stream on Friday. Hope you guys find the chance to play it, I'll be watching. #HereComesTheNormStorm
https://t.co/i3kfWdxNcA

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

WoodCHUK 🪵 GroundHOG 🐖 what?!

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This GUACCC lookin like me after Wednesday wing night 😗🤢🤮 lovely taste, those PLOBANNOOO peps are hittin different tonight 🤫🤭

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

Oh. This is what's happnin' 💁🏻‍♂️ Ya boy #NormStorm is just enjoying his favorite snicky snack on a zug. I am the Duke of Bifi Rolls, and women love me. @BiFi_official

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

In Lindorft and some1 asks me for directions to Yam Haul? And I say, "I'd rather Ham Y'all!" 😂😂🤣🍖

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Found a HAMlet called Lindarf today

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Look what I found for a little snacky :) I’m on a… #cornquest !!!

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

GIFFFYYYY CORN! #flyinglikecorn

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Norm on X! I left and now this is a PRON site? Weirdness my friend Elon Tusk

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OH NO! 🤦🏻‍♂️ meant to send THAT to AUNTYYY Margy 😞👩🏽‍🌾🤬 lol toes for the world! #toesbeforebros

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

Lol his piggly wigglies are just flopping all over the place!! 😂😂❤️🥵💪🏼

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

Stocking up for Martha's potluck this weekend!! 🤪🧑‍🦳🍛🐛

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

Condensed milk isn't really a thing is it? Things is getting a little freaky! 🥛😱🎳

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

Some fools 🥸🥴 talk bout staying hydrated 🤿 and I know they on about the water 💦🙄
But I'm like 🗣🥩 don't need water when I have gravy 🫕🍯 Gravy is wet, so it quenches norm's thirst 😋💁🏻‍♀️

#GravyGlowUp

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

A hobo bindle full of rats 🧳🐀, a laundry cheeseburger 🧺🍔🥴, and a toilet paper dipshit named Harvey Scoop 🧻👨🏻‍🦱🪥 walk into a bar...

The barman says 🧑🏼‍🍳😒 "my mother has rheumatoid arthritis" 🤢👵🏻📉 she has one week to live 🦫😂

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

So, watching this #superbowl commercial with anthropomorphic woodland critters 🦊🦫🐿 about selling cheese confectionaries 🧀🍟 or something??

Then Herb says, "Cheetos always hits it out of the park" ⁉️

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

armpits feelin' a little dry, anyone got any cream cheese?

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Sandy just bought me a thermos of chili and told me about her Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Ya better make hay while the sun shines

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

@ericano0 WOAH ✋🏻 Hold ✊🏻 the ➡️ phone 📞. I LOVE Dickies and for someone to DISRESPECT the hell out of my.. no.. OUR favorite trousers, I’ll show them what my black belt is capable of 😤🥋 never. again. #godbless #ripdickies

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

@Old_Nol What's wrong @Old_Nol hamster rodent got your tongue? 🐹👅🥛

[Norman Wheatspawn @wheatspawn]

@Old_Nol Hey Nolan 👋
There's no need for that kind of language my man! 🙏 Once you've been around this old indigo papaya 🌎 as many times as I have 👴🏻 you realize that kind of lashing out is really only appropriate in a case of pygmy ketogenic hamster ranching. Ride the cosmic egg, 'pard