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Everything is securities fraud

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

They got a white Indian now

[a beautiful mindfreak @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

When I’m listening to Money For Nothing and Mark Knopfler starts saying it

[wheats @wheatthinbrady]

@Verd25 They are beyond sub-.500 they are the worst team in the league

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@baowu_steel @panoptisean Surely ancient Athens was more healthy than this

[$Mike @slimelifemike]

some of ya deadass think you the president w your phone on dnd 24/7

[Baloney O’Brien @BaloneyOBrien]

Sunglasses on the back of head✅
JP Morgan hat from internship dad gave me✅
Delbarton backpack to let people know im from Jersey ✅

[brewster @brewsternova]

We in Chicago at the bar doing nothing #Nothing

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@HoffProf @lsolum What’s the beef with Chilton?

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@mattlindner Interleague game, not real

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@DeepDishEnjoyer Keep tweeting bro

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@tnertz @samhaselby @UChicago Looks fucking awesome

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@chibbqk1ng Looks healthy

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape

[string bean @dreworder]

a little all over the place but baty I’m impressed!

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Photo of Khamenei's dead body has been shown to Trump

[wheats @wheatthinbrady]

Nuerodivergent vibes ONLY