John D. Leahy

DRAGON TALES SUCKS!!!

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My favorite passage in the bible is when the writer explains why giants exist, and it's because angels had sex with humans. #judeochristian

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@tenlonsfort @maxlipchitz "Murder at McCarren Park"

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#altrightmeans #stageleft

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Life is kind of like a gallon of milk: you must be kept in a fridge, and you're doomed to the ultimate responsibility of your own decisions.

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Orange is the new banana.

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Some family people givin ya a quick wave

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@jk_rowling So I'm at brunch and I thought, "how does 'supply and demand' work in magic world, if they can just make cocktails appear?"

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#IowaCaucus FINAL RESULTS: Vowels - 60%, Consonants - 30%, W's - 1%

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Gonna start a little cracker shop dedicated to a bunch of different kinds of crackers. B/w the wine one and the cheese one. #williamsburg

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Look what I did

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Has anyone seen my baby?

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@NBCSportsSoccer Thanks for the love 4 @AustinSpurs !! We'll buy and invest in everything advertised so long as it doesn't feature a gooner

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@maxlipchitz is your house the building that has the word "home" written real big on it? #Touche

[Robert Popper @robertpopper]

I have read this movie review quote maybe 10 times now and I still don't understand it:

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Fuckin Texas government. Fuck you.

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"What if God was a granola bar?" #tothetuneofwhatifgodwasoneofus

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

In my Twitter workshops, I urge my students to write Halloween tweets without using "trick" "treat" "candy" or "costume."

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It's BEGINNING to look A LOT like x-mas.

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Following the #MetsVsDodgers game exclusively via @normmacdonald updates on #twitter

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I like it when there's a story about a guy who ruins it for everyone, and then the best friend says, "just stay away from me!" #inmovies