Chels 💕

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[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Every day I play my silly little phone games to stop my silly little brain from getting silly little overwhelmed to stop my silly little panic attacks 😁😁

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

@DISCOURSE1SDEAD It’s people like you that won’t give me life insurance 🥲

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Were oven doors specifically designed for holding tea towels and oven gloves or did someone do it once and everyone copy?

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

First time my tan has been real in a while and I got surprised when it didn’t come off in the shower 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

@TomShopland22 7/10

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Accidentally swallowed my grape before chewing it and I’m sat in the office looking like fucking Beavo

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

@DISCOURSE1SDEAD Think toddlers have been smarter than me today

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Hobbies include:
-crying at work

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Next time I’m ill can someone remind me to call the doctors a month in advance because that’s when the next available appointment is at my surgery 🙃

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Went to a car show with Dave today and on the way out people were taking photos of his car and I’m just in the passenger seat licking Pringles 😭

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

I don’t believe in weight anymore, all gyms are a lie
In my gym I struggle with 23kg but in the gym I’m currently in I know doing 50kg ??
Yes it’s the same exercise

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

So no one told me I dressed as a Heather to a Heather musical until the play started 🙃

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

@miiyazuko Women are not allowed in this house

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

With this snow, it’s probably been the first time my car has looked white all year 🥴

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

Had to answer questions in court today and I ROLLED MY EYES 😭🥲 stg yu can’t change me for anything

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

I’d automatically get the job from my resting bitch face, but my authority people pleasing skills would tell me not to be rude in an interview yanno 🥴

[Chels 💕 @Wheeler_Chels]

How do you interview for Karen’s diner? Do you walk in and call the managers a cunt or do you politely give them your experience?