Tom Shopland

[i like food @messedupfoods]

he's hired.

[Hull City @HullCity]

Don't say it...
Don't say it...
Don't say it...

...MAULED BY THE TIGERSSSSS 🐯

[Premier League @premierleague]

🔵@chelseafc. The first and only Premier League club to win every major European trophy.

Will Xabi Alonso lead the Blues back to the title after 10 years? 🏆

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Trevoh Chalobah has completed a permanent transfer to Como, bringing his time as a Chelsea player to an end after nearly two decades with the Blues.

Everyone at Chelsea would like to thank Trev for his years of loyal service and wish him the very best in his next chapter in Italy. 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Enzo Fernandez is an exceptional, box-crashing player when in the mood. He’s a world champion. His numbers at Chelsea are decent, 10 goals and four assists in the Premier League this season. But if Fernandez is keen on a move because Chelsea's aren’t in Europe, as is being claimed, then maybe he also needs to look at himself as one of the reasons why Chelsea are not in Europe.

When Chelsea cried out for somebody to take control of a game, as against Brighton and Sunderland, he failed. In the 3-0 loss to Brighton, Fernandez made one tackle in the 90 minutes and lost out. He lost 4/6 duels. Only 1/4 passes was forward. He didn’t have an attempt on goal. However out of his depth Liam Rosenior may have been, he wasn’t helped by Fernandez.

In the 2-1 final-day defeat to Sunderland, Fernandez was given the joint lowest mark on the match report on the Sky Sports website, 3/10. He made one tackle and failed to win the ball. He made three fouls and was booked once. Chelsea lost 2-1. However out of his depth interim Calum McFarlane may have been (understandably), he wasn’t helped by Fernandez.

The 25-year-old Argentine is a very good No 8 on his day, not a 6 btw, and there will be interest in him whatever the reservations about his character. Neither Real Madrid nor PS-G have a need for his specific skill-set but Manchester City do, Atletico Madrid do. If Chelsea can get anywhere close to the £106m they paid for him, it will be a major result. #CFC

[Darren @MUFCDarren_]

🚨🎙️ Jose Mourinho on Liam Rosenior Suspending Enzo Fernandes :

“You say Madrid is beautiful. Of course it is beautiful. Paris is beautiful. London is beautiful. But beauty does not win you titles. Mentality wins you titles.”

“When I was at Chelsea, my players did not speak about other clubs. Why? Because they were too busy winning.”

“You want Real Madrid? Real Madrid is not a holiday destination. It is pressure. It is history. It is responsibility.”

“At Madrid, if you play one bad match, the fans whistle. Two bad matches, the media kills you. Three bad matches… you are finished.”

“And now you are talking about them while your team is suffering? This is not leadership. This is distraction.”

“You don’t flirt with another club when your house is on fire. First, you put out the fire.”

“Also… let me teach you something. Real Madrid does not buy players because they say nice things in interviews. They buy players who dominate big games.”

“So… less talking about Madrid. More playing like a Madrid player.”

“Because right now? You are not there.”

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Mauricio Pochettino, asked for more quality experience, didn’t get it. Enzo Maresca, asked for more quality experience; especially CB, didn’t get it. Liam Rosenior, has already asked for a STARTING CB, hasn’t got it. There’s a pattern here, and maybe it’s not the managers.

[morson @cfcmorson]

We’ll get em next time wes

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Praise for others:

- It was incredible how Acheampong played against Isak,
- Badiashile was so strong in his time on the pitch,
- James and Gusto played multiple roles against a starstudded attack,
- Caicedo was just Caicedo,
- All the wingers were very effective.

[Tom Shopland @TomShopland22]

@NandosUK can you please add halloumi as a side so I can have 1/2 chicken, peri chips and halloumi, cheers xoxoxox

[Carmonte @MonteCarNUFC]

Get Jamie Carragher off commentary on Liverpool games @SkySports
Fucking ridiculous

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

we’ve sold hazard, kdb, salah, rudiger, courtois and still went on to trophies, but it’s madueke that’ll regret?? gfb 😂

[Tom Shopland @TomShopland22]

@FabrizioRomano Do you think Chelsea will go back in again after CWC?

[Tom #SurvivedMaresca @TLCarefree]

"Bobby let me limp off, I need to disguise the fact that Marc Cucurella had me in his pocket for 80 minutes"

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Leave the cold to Cole. Wrap up warm with Chelsea this Christmas. 🎄

The Club and @CFCFoundation are united in our mission to support the coldest this winter. Over 3000 people were sleeping rough in south-west London alone last year. We are working alongside Chelsea supporters and local charities to provide warm clothing to those who need it most.

Throughout our Christmas campaign we’ll be raising funds to support charities like Barons Court Project, tackling homelessness and its root causes in London.

Let’s do something together. 💙

#WrapUpWarm

[England @England]

Cole Palmer is your England Men's Player of the Year connected by @EE 👏

Congratulations, Cole! 🥶

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Final one. Cole Palmer, bollocks the size of Jupiter. Came off the bench, stepped up took the first penalty and slotted it like it was training. What a fucking boy. We’re winning the lot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[L @WAFLLON]

I'm sick of hearing about that evil c**t that's gone missing in Tenerife, Harry Kane and Phil Foden have been missing since 16th June and no one set a go fund me to find them #jayslater