Brad K. Johnson

Taking wheelchair stunts to new heights since 1978...getting harder to recover though

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

@COSportsNut Mccaffrey

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

My iPhone was hot, slow, and lagging on everything. I was already pricing out a new one.

A repair shop owner took it, swiped through four screens, and handed it back.

"Your phone is fine. Four settings are choking it. I see them every day."

Here is what he changed:

[SaskPower @SaskPower]

1:40 PM: Crews have been dispatched and are determining the cause and repair time for the outage reported in Perdue, Leney, Feudal, Tessier, Laura and surrounding rural areas. #skoutage

[OverDrive @OverDrive1050]

“Where the …. did you pull that out of?” 😂

Ryan Reaves is shocked to see the O-Dog bring out a massive sandwich at the Lincoln Cup

@LincolnMotorCA

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

PA Announcer: there’s a sailboat in the parking lot with its lights still on

PK Subban: oh fuck

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

One of the CRAZIEST streaks in sports has been extended another year 🤯

With Rasmus Andersson reaching the Stanley Cup Final, a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has now appeared in the Final in 46 straight seasons 🏆

[Colin Priestner @colinpriestner]

It takes a mature and smart kid like Hunter to realize they don’t need to be tied up for 4 years by 1 NHL team who have no contract to offer them.

Now 31 other NHL teams will have the chance to sign Hunter after he has a killer 20-year-old year.

Lainger loves being a Blade!

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

I think the Sam O’Reilly trade is going to bite the @EdmontonOilers in the ass! 
@TBLightning

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

[Western Hockey Scout @Pete___Hughes]

Everyone at Hockey Canada should be fired, the last couple of years have been abysmal. Treliving really brought Nurse, Rielly, Bouchard, Dickinson, Wotherspoon to the same tournament? Whitecloud was the only Defender that can defend on the Team.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

https://t.co/daYAmNtRJa

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

For the first time since the 1980s, Canada has gone an entire calendar year without winning gold at an IIHF event 😳🇨🇦

We never thought we'd see this day...

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

@SaskPower no power tessier

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

@RyanNPike @PuckPedia As of last Tuesday they hadn’t made an offer

[Ryan Pike @RyanNPike]

This is correct.
-VGK 2026 Cup win turns 2028 2nd to 2028 1st, unprotected
-VGK 2027 top 10 pick turns 2027 1st to 2029 1st, unprotected

(https://t.co/dXNs12CqoY)

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

On this day in 1999, Owen Hart died.
Born in 1965 in Calgary, he was one of the top wrestlers of the 1990s.
During a match in Kansas City, the equipment lowering him to the ring malfunctioned and he fell 24 metres. The impact severed his aorta and he died within minutes.

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

@worldhockeyrpt $

[Brad K. Johnson @wheeliebars]

@Broncos @AqibTalib21 Fantastic

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

.@AqibTalib21 left this on set. ✍️

Like + comment + RT for a chance to win this signed #SB50 chain!

[Saskatoon Blades @BladesHockey]

Well deserved! Brayden Klimpke is your MVP of the Year!