Caleb Poon Slayer

I once wheeled Britt and Megan Haug, paintball is bae. Wanna be puck player. 3rd string runningback #givemeachance #puckslutswhereyouat

[Caleb Poon Slayer @wheelingcaleb]

From now on call me Caleb Poon Hunter

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When I found out Falk asked Britt before me 😯😢😞

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“@CuteEmergency: No text back... but you tweeting http://t.co/L6iQjm1aRc” Story of my life 😢😭😭

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When I finish all my finals

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Who knew I'd be such a poon slayer #startedfromthebottomnowwehere

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When I hit it from the back #dirty

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I'll also be wearing my Minnesota Wild jersey #baes

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Retweet the first tweet please

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@Megan_Haug let's make this reasonable how bout 300?

[Caleb Poon Slayer @wheelingcaleb]

@Megan_Haug how many retweets for prom? #forreal

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I'm gonna PUTT this dick inside of you

[Caleb Poon Slayer @wheelingcaleb]

How I look when these hoes walkin by

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When you go up for the dunk but cum up short....... #whiteboy

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Waiting for Brit to text back like...

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@theberner12 @NGreening_32 This is me when I get what I wanted

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Sliding in to the seat next to @b_bastle4 like #ThirstyThursday http://t.co/ikfDc59hI2

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When I wheel Britt vs. when I wheel @Megan_Haug

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@Megan_Haug http://t.co/7IjJq8DC8D

[Caleb Poon Slayer @wheelingcaleb]

Playing hockey next year #bender

[Caleb Poon Slayer @wheelingcaleb]

I can get a fourth mortar??!?!!??! NICE! #coc