Wheels' Dad

Mike Nelson parody. Bigtime drummer/singer. Got no time for kid stuff. Better dead than Dad. I change lives by leavin'. Its the 80's. I'll be a while.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I’m tired of being right

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

@SNKenReid See you around kid

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

See what happens when you cancel 3 nights of The Drifters at the hotel?

[CP24 @CP24]

Suspect sought after crashing into a home in Port Hope with stolen truck https://t.co/NQQNVQigIF

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Got my kid a pack of smokes and some condoms

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

@PVidz Back in your mom

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Hey, I’m back. Now you know how my kid feels

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I’m Mike Nelson, iron on the drums, pure metal on the back up vox, and tempered steel in the sack. Look out cause this summer is gonna be a cook out. No domes too.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I got fired from my gig as a tour guide on the HMCS Haida for getting caught using the oxygen tanks for my hangover. My summer is ruined.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I like to help out the old bird on my floor once in a while… I fix a sink or stick some gum on a pipe. Best part is taking her painkillers and getting my asshole polished like an Oscar with those flushable wipes.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

My kid thinks his parents left him enough dough to ride out college when they croaked.

Should I tell him that his degree is sitting in my new 360° gold plated kit?

[Retrontario 📺🇨🇦✨ @retrontario]

@1236 @Wheels_Dad He will always be Griff's older brother to us

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I just needed some smokes

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#UPDATE: The province’s Special Investigations Unit is looking into an incident involving multiple police services which began as a traffic accident and carjacking in Port Hope. https://t.co/ZbYtXbWHg2

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

COVID has left me with the softest cock in Scarborough.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Playing the Nag’s Head on Halloween. We got some hotshots from Humber to do the Toto stuff from Thriller. I’ve been waiting to play Porcaro my whole life.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Looks like you’re gonna need two of me tonight, and a third in the morning, as prescribed by Dr. Nelson.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Got my kid high and he started cryin for his mommy with a bunch of paranoid crap. Parenting is for idiots.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Rain rain go away... come again another day... like my kid, when I’m not here.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

Thinking of selling candles that smell like my bar and bells after a night of sex.

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

@introvertedone You’re too soon

[Wheels' Dad @Wheels_Dad]

I should have sent him to Port Huron.