Lisa Wright

Design | Art Direction

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

@DenverArtMuseum Is there no way to join a little late?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

This was the scene outside of the White House on Monday as police used tear gas and flash grenades to clear out peaceful protesters so President Trump could visit the nearby St. John’s Church, where there was a parish house basement fire Sunday night https://t.co/nFrCqYpqZR

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Thank you @SallyQYates #NoBanNoWall

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Watching corporate dandies tiptoeing through the Cherry Creek slush is oddly satisfying.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: You're old like me, just hunker down and drink your beer. -KFry

[Simon Osborne @flibblesan]

Somebody needs to tell Burgerking that 'whopper123' isn't a secure password.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Well, apparently the turn to Aspen is BEFORE Grand Junction. #girlscantnavigate

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

@ecarenbauer @printshopgirl @ladyfay Is there anything MORE magical? Maybe this? http://t.co/KNyl4zSa

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

@printshopgirl - Hi, my name is Lisa Wright, and I'm a slutty laugher.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

copywriter: 'My vision's really weird out of my left ear today.'

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: I, for sure, trust robots more than I trust Ewoks.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: Boy scouts aren't nerds, Lisa. Boy scouts are heroes.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: Vatican jazz hands.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Keep yo garden growin: You gotta trim, deadhead it, and deflower it. w/ @printshopgirl @ladyfay @ecarenbauer

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

We're just getting fake gay married for the crafts. @ladyfay mwah!

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: It feels kinda weird buying a sausage from an old lady with a beard.

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

QOTD: "Yup, really lubes up those inner thighs."
...said in response to the newly invented "lap balm."

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Quote of the day, heard at the office...
"I smell really good today. I keep getting whiffs of myself... I do."

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

"I hate corn on the cob. It gets stuck in my teats." -BBQ quote

[Lisa Wright @wheezbub]

Heard today:
Why don't you go impale yourself on a bone folder?
You think we can throw her off the balcony & make it look like an accident?