tortwheezer

my two personality traits are attorney and asthmatic

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If I’m being honest I don’t know where the fuck Scotland is

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@chubby_chel The hood thing immediately just makes me think of the Klan but I like the clit idea better so I’m gonna say it’s that

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But what’s the point of having hair if all I do is throw it up in an ugly bun right

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Do I really want to chop all my hair off or is it just that my brother just died?

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How do we KNOW that every snowflake is unique. Is someone checking

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@inreGray

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Whoever picks out the snacks for my office seriously needs a raise

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We really just let white men do whatever they want with impunity

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Like I can’t explain how unsettling and GROSS it is to sit in class when a rapist sits TWO FEET from me. Gotta scooch past him to get to my seat. I feel fucking sick

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His trial is in October, I wonder if my school will think a criminal conviction’s enough to kick him out or if they’ll still let him zoom in from prison

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Wild that it’s misconduct for a lawyer to commit a criminal act that reflects on their fitness as a lawyer but at my law school there’s a student who was charged with 1st degree SA LAST YEAR and is still in my professional responsibility class

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Guess it doesn’t count if you’re only a law student huh?? His victim dropped out but he’s still there, plaguing my classrooms

[Steven Mazie @stevenmazie]

Gorsuch's dissent laments the federal government's broken promise to Native Americans: "where this Court once stood firm, today it wilts."

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

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My dad told me happy birthday today, four days early, on what is actually my brothers birthday. Do we think he forgot whose birthday is whose or did he just send us both a text today for efficiency?

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The hardest part of moving in with my bf has been trying to figure out where to put his vintage, family heirloom dulcimer. Who the fuck owns a dulcimer. What am I supposed to do with that

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My boyfriend just discovered Missy Elliot’s “Work It” for the first time and has been asking to listen to it constantly ever since

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

twilight characters as hamsters - a thread:

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Like I was there. In every class. Taking notes. And somehow I know nothing

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Please applaud me for taking an entire semester of water law and learning absolutely nothing