Leah

Librarian and World Traveler. Also likes dogs and memes and unsolved mysteries.

[Leah @wheezllet]

I need someone to hire me now

[Leah @wheezllet]

I hope that the Catholic guilt that was instilled in me at an early age will make me finally keep my new year's resolution #Lent

[Leah @wheezllet]

I love that my DNA test proved that my last name means nothing. 0% Irish. #timetochangemylastname #erasetoxicmenoutofmylife

[Leah @wheezllet]

How do I convince my boss that a true crime display is a good idea?

[Leah @wheezllet]

It's hard to be on a diet when your oven doesn't work

[Leah @wheezllet]

Whoever chooses my breakfast tomorrow morning better not fuck up my 2019 #Bandersnach

[Leah @wheezllet]

My #NewYearsResolution is to do one new thing a week for the year because I get bored too easily.

[Leah @wheezllet]

Way to call me out

[Leah @wheezllet]

I love how men sit around and do nothing all holiday long while women do everything and asking them to do a tiny bit is like pulling teeth.

[Leah @wheezllet]

I love when people ask me what I want for Xmas because the answer is always the fuck if I know.

[Leah @wheezllet]

I want to thank The Poppy War for making me interested in the fantasy genre again. It's been a long time.

[Leah @wheezllet]

My city is going crazy over a buffet restaurant coming in. Time to leave if that's the most exciting thing to have ever happened.

[Skee-Ball Librarian @oodja]

"HOW MUCH GARLIC SHOULD I USE IN THIS MEAL?"

HOW MUCH GARLIC DO YOU HAVE IN THE HOUSE?

CAN YOU GET MORE GARLIC FROM FRIENDS OR NEIGHBORS?

[Leah @wheezllet]

I always get so mad watching Xmas movies. Like y'all met yesterday and you're getting married? Yeah sure. This will end well.

[Leah @wheezllet]

These are amazing and annoying as all hell. #cookies

[Leah @wheezllet]

The Xmas cookies I'm making smell like nutella

[Zachary Zane @ZacharyZane_]

Can you tone down the bisexuality?
Me:

[Leah @wheezllet]

If I don't finish this paper today I'm gonna cry