squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
In honor of the sf abg meetup discourse im thinking about the time some abgs walked into my job and i said to my stupid coworker “the abgs are here” and he said “holy shit I’m so excited” but he actually had no idea what i was talking about and that wanted to be included