two-OH!-two-two

polytonality is the simultaneous use of two harmonic centers

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

don't talk to me while i am drinking

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

I just wrote a review on THC-H Vape Cartridge - Death Star https://t.co/CPHuhaAJiZ via @yotpo

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Happy 4/20! Today is the 456th day that Biden has refused to fulfill his cannabis campaign promises, which are still up on his website 👇

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Just doomed to live through an endless 30 Rock simulator. This is a nightmare, this is all there is

[. @kimpossiblefact]

my parents at 30: this seems like a good time to have kids

me at 30: a vaccuum cleaner seems like a bit too big of an investment at this point in my life

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

Sounds like fun, but let's be honest, @nbcsnl is like a pubescent teen fumbling at buttons and clasps... wouldn't know what to do with them.

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

Hey @dudesypodshow you should have @StrangeDaysBeer produce your Dudesy Hard Seltzer

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

Say whaaaat?

[Adam J. Tonge @ajtonge40]

My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years.

[Andy Andrist @andyandrist]

It’s Good Friday!!

[trash jones @jzux]

taking my silly little showers and brushing my silly little teeth and getting my silly little haircuts as the world burns and burns and burns

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

look, the box set wasn't mine (41m). it belonged to my pot dealer and his wife (~30m/f at the time I adopted it)

[trash jones @jzux]

i hate when people are like “you couldn’t pay me enough to ___.” no offense but they could definitely pay me enough

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

@AmeerahSanders almost got into one of those pissing matches a couple nights back lmao

[Stephanie Rosendorf Diaz @srosendorf1014]

The Sopranos probably don’t even hear it when it happens, but you never know.

[elana @elana_desantis]

experienced the full spectrum of human emotion reading this headline

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

deepest apologies to the person i sat next to at the coffee shop and immediately told them my theory that the large hadron collider killed all of us in 2012

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

@rix1953 @MJMcKean No way I'm disco dancing

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

I've played over 1,000 hours of Civilization VI. Here's how Ukraine can defeat Russia. (1/47)

[two-OH!-two-two @whendinosaurs]

Here's a fun game. Take your 3 dogs and go fuck yourself