🇲🇽 Mexico's Batman skips the cape, brings duct tape
Over in Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco, someone got tired of waiting on the police and started doing the job himself.
The method is less Gotham, more hardware store: hunt motorcycle thieves after dark, tape them to a lamppost, and leave the stolen bike sitting right there like a receipt.
Five men have turned up strapped to poles so far. A few with their mouths taped, a few looking like they lost the fight well before the tape came out.
Locals took one look and crowned him the "Mexican Batman," which is awfully generous for a guy whose entire arsenal is a roll of duct tape and a grudge.
He's not the hero Lagos deserves, but he's the one with tape and free time.
Source: Infobae / Writer: Daniyal
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