Sean

You have to sing the cup song along with my username.

[Sean @WhenImSean]

In avengers doomsday the hulk’s limbs are electricity and his body is George Lopez

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Billion dollar industry is just making the sneaker dress shoes with white soles have black soles

[Sean @WhenImSean]

They were out of cookies so I got my ice cream sandwich on rye

[Sean @WhenImSean]

First rule of driving the slinky bus is do NOT go down stairs in it

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Feel like we could make airplane walls softer

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Uber driver started us off with getcha head in the game and she apparently has no knowledge of Troy or any high school musical character. Really disappointing stuff.

[Sean @WhenImSean]

How are the ingredients that far down on the recipe page

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Yeah he’s a vampire but all molars. Really just gnaws on ya that’s all

[Sean @WhenImSean]

I’d be pissed if I were Vance and I kept losing JD Power awards to Silverados

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Starbucks carrying sriracha as their only hot sauce is lunacy. Maybe the least breakfast-y hot sauce

[Sean @WhenImSean]

If zoos are so bad why do all the animals work there

[Vengeance @twi1ightfan]

It's lowkey chill to be unemployed

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Look at how big this leaf is

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Scarfing down Italian beefs while whispering “I’m the Bear”

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Adopted a dog on a budget and apparently he only eats really elaborate cold cut sandwiches. Any advice is appreciated.

[Sean @WhenImSean]

My dad always wanted me to be an engineer growing up but the truth is I hate trains

[Sean @WhenImSean]

New firework just dropped. This one spells out get a job in your mom’s tone.

[Sean @WhenImSean]

What the fuck is the point of an open bar if buffalo wings are extra

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Please be CAREFUL and LISTEN this Father’s Day. Just kicked my dad’s ass over an avoidable Mai Tai / Muay Thai mix up. Don’t be that guy

[Sean @WhenImSean]

Playing bar trivia and team Anita Head is in first place. Guy reading the questions is not happy. Gotta respect the game. #biggerthansports