I be really thankful for the toilets in public places that have shallow bowls so you cant hear my brown monster slap the water on the way out, most places the turd makes such brutal force contact with the water and the splash feels out of spite to let everyone im shitting
I just put my freshly washed bed sheets on after 5 months of raw dogging it on my bare mattress and having a ant infestation in my bed, beginning of a new era