Crustacean

Surrender

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

I had to reinvent myself for the millionth time, the world gave me no choice.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@BipolarBearDick I'm here I forgot my password and can only log on on a fucking tablet that never gets carried anywhere

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

I quit using this app almost a year ago and didnt miss a fucking thing how is everyone?

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@C_J_Boyle He said the same shit, “I’ve failed my son.” 😂

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@FightMate I once knocked a girl out for trying to stab me with a knife. I can’t relate to this dude.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@LexiLore I concur

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@Gabby_Brauner27 @Amyjj11 Going through IVF I called our endocrinologist by her first name and was corrected and I told her I’ve given you almost 30k I’ll call you what the fuck I want. She let me ride.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@theone90x Ma’am

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

Johnny Cash just gets my balls swinging. That is all. Thank you for letting me share.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

There are teenage kids taking to the internet with opinions on why hamas is awesome and committing career suicide before they even graduate 😑

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@krassenstein Is this what people call “woke”

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@MARCIAN2003 Hell yeah, you sound toxic as fuck

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@Odyne_LaFee I’ll bring the scope

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@MikeT5219 @FightMate That’s what I’m saying I think we should bring back public executions for traffic infractions, you ran a red light, you’re fixing to lose both hands.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@brixwe I think it should be an even trade. The family gives back the money if the police give back George.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

I once sat down at a bar in a Mexican restaurant and told the bartender that I had eaten entirely too much weed and couldn’t continue driving. Until they closed this boy brought me snacks and drinks without me ever ordering a fucking thing.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@bitzydimbo It was a beautiful transition I love watching women go insane

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

@DocSexyToes Fo shizzle

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@KellyDivine @FunkytownReem Kids and animals are good healthy boundaries everything else is wide open for me most of the time.

[Crustacean @wheredidjonahgo]

Taking a friend dying of brain #cancer, camping, I’m going to eat mushrooms and play guitar with him and then my girlfriend his wife and another woman are gonna fuck his brains out to tell him goodbye. Life is good 🥲