Darwin Hull

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@turkeywelder @ZendeskOps #RealTalk

[Brittany @boberstadt]

If you've never masturbated while listening to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A" are you really an American?

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

I LOVE LIFE*

*The cereal. Real life is a horrible dystopian nightmare.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

As one after another 5-4 rulings of this SCOTUS on voting rights, abortion rights, the travel ban and more are announced, the full meaning of @SenMajLdr ‘s unconscionable, nearly year- long blockade against the nomination of Judge Merrick Garland is manifest.

[Code42 (acquired by Mimecast) @code42]

Wow! Code42 has been named a 2018 @StarTribune Top 150 Workplace. Thanks to our employees! (That sound is the toasting of glasses of tap kombucha in one of our employee kitchens.) #humblebrag #cheers #datasecurity #ST150WORKPLACES

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

Stages of Toxic Anything really https://t.co/kCq9kLkq6L

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

Stages of a Toxic Fandom:
1. I love this
2. I own this
3. I control this
4. I can't control this
5. I hate this
6. I must destroy this

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@boberstadt What a bullshit thing to write down, let alone publish.

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

#MILEstone

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@WellsFargo you're having a high amount of calls so you just hang up on your customers? Ridiculous. Customer for nesrly 20 years. If I can't get this issue taken care of tonight I'm closing my account tomorrow. Forcing me to tweet you to get support? Lol.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

You are not the leader of a movement
You are not a child
You are not a gun violence survivor

Next? https://t.co/qSROix2VWS

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@tacobell : Look at our new NAKED EGG TACO!

Me: It looks like an omelette

TB: Yeah but the egg doesn't completely envelope the filling!

Me: So you tried to make an omelette and failed?

TB: *Whistles nonchalantly*

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

"I love you too but my gif app is broken" might be my most millennial text ever.

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@TrevorWoggon Got you

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@boberstadt Fuck that, you're a badass.

[Andy Slavitt 🇺🇦 @ASlavitt]

ALERT: Friends in the Federal workforce. I know the President is firing employees he considers political enemies and stripping them of their pensions.

You still work for the American public and you are appreciated. Stay on task. This will pass someday.

RT to support.

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

This whole thread tho https://t.co/9JWjIL9jvw

[Darwin Hull @WhereisDarwin]

@TrevorWoggon You can't just post that without a url and/or screenshots.

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

Obviously none of us involved in #neveragain and #march4ourlives ate tidepods because we’re still here... but sure let’s let the document that thought that slavery was a good idea also dictate us on guns! Because that’s logical! https://t.co/MYeDu1B592

[Kyra Parrow 🦋 @longlivekcx]

let it be known that cruz messed with the wrong school. We as students are using social media as a platform to have our voices heard. Let it be known that we are and will be in contact with our legislators & politicians. Change is now. & it is starting with the survivors.