mollyocr

beautiful and terrible as the dawn! treacherous as the sea! stronger than the foundations of the earth!

angry feminist, ultracrepidarian, imposter, she/her

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

I ask, "What does it mean to be a princess?"
#BettySays, "Fighting against the Horde."

[Nathan Eliot @nathaneliot]

#bandname : You Only YOLO Once

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

I’m pretty that @Usher performance actually SOLVED all my relationship problems??? #SuperBowlLVIII

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Irrational rage when the person guiding the meditation pronounces the t in the word “soften”

So I’ve got some work to do

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

@mollyocr yay! so happy for you!

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Solved the @NYTGames Super Mega meta puzzle! Best dopamine drip of my winter.

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

@missmulrooney @inkhat I have a favoriter version of this!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!!

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Karaoke machine received. 8yo Betty’s first choices:

1. “Vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo (clean, plus a future plan to change “goddamn” to “dadgum” so Grammy doesn’t blame @jshbrtz )

2. “Misery Business” by Paramore

3. “Sunroof” by Nick… something

4. “Kill Bill” by SZA

😳

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pinscher.
Pinscher who?
Pincher two more of salt and these mashed potatoes will be perfect!

#Thanksgiving #dogshow jokes with Betty

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Rainy day. #BettySays, “I’ve been keeping myself company with a book.”

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

#BettySays while sleepwalking, “I have recently found out that unfortunately I have not received the best answer.”

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Liam Neeson movie where he goes on a killing spree because he might lose his Duolingo streak after a criminal steals his phone

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

#bandname : Electric Liesl
@amandalester

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This was my first skeet, now xposting back here bc it’s the peak of me being clever on the internet, please rt.

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Making English majors mad by saying that “Walden” is written by David Alan Grier instead of Ralph Waldo Emerson..

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

#BettySays,

Chimichungus!

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

#BettySays,

Bdoinkle!

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

Saturday, May 3, 2023. Mark this day.

My teenage nieces called me cool.

[mollyocr @mollyocr]

#BettySays, “My mommy is my love armor.”