Where Is Melania

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[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I told Donald that I will handle North Korea myself. Look how good I get along with my Asian… https://t.co/sYhfdyAbb7

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

All this stress about the healthcare bill. Screw it. I'm getting a massage. With happy ending.… https://t.co/DLByQ8f3lQ

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

So the FBI is investigating my husband. So what. We shall call it FAKE NEWS. And when he's… https://t.co/rmgGtAyRvA

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Had to come and pray that my husband doesn't screw up the entire country. It's gonna take a… https://t.co/0GLZihFGo5

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Donald's taxes are out. One year. But it's damaging enough. Mother Fucker. What am I gonna do?… https://t.co/LIiv4RQfeM

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I have to clean Donald's shit again. Spicy says he didn't MEAN wiretapping. Someone SHOOT ME… https://t.co/obS9eXfaYB

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I had a romantic dinner last night. BY MYSELF. I fuckin hate Donald. Wikileaks that… https://t.co/G7bAkGibe2

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Came to Best Buy to get a wifi extender to help the hackers. They were having trouble.… https://t.co/sgx1GpclJn

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Brunching with my bitches. Tremendous bloody. #whereismelania #brunch #bloodymary #sunday… https://t.co/2AOZpYGjCi

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

My lover tried to sneak into the White House to see me. Thy caught him. GOD DAMN IT. #whitehouse… https://t.co/QknnEXXD22

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

My secret is out. I stress eat. So stressed because of Donald and his shit. New ban, ridiculous… https://t.co/IkQQ2q5Gzk

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I'm the one who wiretapped Donald. He was cheating on me with a bimbo, grabbing her by the… https://t.co/u1paPVS9Nm

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Good God. More Russia problems. I need more alcohol. #whereismelania #alcohol #drinks #drinking… https://t.co/GZRhsEMMdg

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I told Donald he is being ridiculous with his crackdown on weed. My friend here agrees. Look how… https://t.co/imjYYDG8ye

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Getting ready for Donald's speech tonight. I have to look beautiful for tv camera! What do you… https://t.co/r2mZjTQePY

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I KNEW that BASTARD was cheating on me! SOMEONE CALL MY LAAAAWWYERRR! #whereismelania #trump💩… https://t.co/WxXWHm00CO

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I collected ALL THE CANDY from the oscars! Also don't tell Donald but I Love Meryl Streep.… https://t.co/pD5I6G6sFS

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

Me and hubby on the #Oscars2017 #redcarpet. Excited! @RyanSeacrest better interview me!

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

My husband is afraid to go to the White House correspondent dinner! Who is the SNOWFLAKE now?… https://t.co/0VFSykc0Dq

[Where Is Melania @whereismelania]

I'm only allowed to eat salad. I cannot gain weight. Donald would be very mad and call me names.… https://t.co/mOCQGjv1vV