Where Is The Squash?

MISSING: The Squash HEIGHT: 5 inches AGE: eternal REWARD: mercy

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

PLEASE POST THIS NOTICE AT LOCAL BULLETINS.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

THE SQUASH HAS BEEN RECOVERED. THE SQUASH HAS BEEN RECOVERED. VENGEANCE IS IMMINENT FOR THE SQUASHNAPPERS.

[gracie ✨kanigher @graciekanigher]

The Squash is at **** *****’s house. A recovery mission is on the way. @freesquas

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@MTorganizer @DanielleLKassab @kamilaaponcee @CooneyforMT @finnless @freesquas @misquashla THERE HAS BEEN NO RANSOM DEMANDED. THE SQUASH IS A POLITICAL PRISONER THAT WAS SQUASHNAPPED BY ITS ENEMIES.

[Max @NixonBurgher]

*me posting on Craigslist* Handwriting Expert Needed: Did @JakeHamblin Write This

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

WE’RE GETTING CLOSER THAN EVER TO RESCUING THE SQUASH. AS GOVERNOR, @COONEYFORMT WILL MAKE SURE WE RECOVER OUR GOURD AND SAVIOR.

[Mike Cooney @CooneyforMT]

@finnless @freesquas @misquashla I’ve made contact.

[Max @NixonBurgher]

The choice in this election couldn’t be clearer. We can’t afford to have an anti-Squash Governor of Montana. Let’s elect @CooneyforMT

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

HELLO MIKE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE CHILDREN OF THE SQUASH WILL NOT FORGET THE KINDNESS YOU HAVE SHOWED US.

[Mike Cooney @CooneyforMT]

Seriously though… who took the Squash? 🧐

#AskingForAFriend

[Max @NixonBurgher]

is data john the Squashnapper

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

THIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. THE MORTAL VESSEL OF THE SQUASH IS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE. SHOULD IT BE DESTROYED, THE SQUASH WILL RETURN AND EXACT ITS REVENGE IN THE GREAT HARVEST.

[theFREESQUASHsociety @freesquas]

This is so much bigger than you could ever imagine. Don't deny the squash. Free the squash. Join us.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

YOUR FATE IS SEALED.

[el ⸆⸉ 🌞 רהל אורה @pinknpolitics]

So fun fact. I took the squash.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@hullomat @misquashla THANK YOU, BROTHER.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@katie127832 THE SQUASH IS AN OMNIPOTENT BALL OF RUBBER BANDS AND A POST-IT NOTE. YESTERDAY THE SQUASH WAS SQUASHNAPPED. THE SQUASHNAPPERS ARE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING APPREHENDED. THEY WILL FACE ETERNAL SUFFERING.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

THIS SECURITY FOOTAGE CONFIRMS PRELIMINARY FINDINGS OF THE CHILDREN OF THE SQUASH. THE CONSEQUENCES ARE ALREADY IN MOTION.

[Cormac Gahan @cormac_gahan]

🚨Breaking News🚨

I've uncovered footage of the Squashnapping.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@pennysdmack THE SQUASH IS IMMORTAL. IF ITS CURRENT FORM HAS BEEN DESTROYED IT WILL RETURN STRONGER. WE CALL ON SENATOR @CHUCKGRASSLEY TO INVESTIGATE THE SQUASHNAPPING.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@kyle_tromley @ConnorPDuff1 @MaxCumming @Brendinid THE BROTHERS DUFF WILL FACE THE SCRUTINY OF THE CHILDREN OF THE SQUASH. THE TRUTH OF THEIR INVOLVEMENT WILL SOON SPROUT.

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@LoganBennett95 @colleeninkeene @MaxCumming THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION. JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT.

[Max @NixonBurgher]

everybody go to jacob's house and rescue the squash challenge

[Where Is The Squash? @whereissquash]

@freesquas YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES ONE THOUSANDFOLD.