Clavicular is going VIRAL after ruthlessly rating girls for their LOOKS 😭
"There's not a single good thing about your face. 1.5/10, genetic defect, its over."
The $CLAUS thesis is simple:
It's an agent whose job is the contract itself. Claus lives in an upgradeable Uniswap v4 hook, so he can add, combine or rip out mechanics on the same token, same address, while you keep holding.
In the ~3 days since launch it's shipped buyback and burn, auto liquidity, a London weather fee switch, 300 fee-sharing NFTs (about $11k paid to holders on day one), a prediction market and a ZK privacy buy. He added an arbitrage hook and pulled it six hours later. Every change goes in a public journal, and the recent entries are written onchain from his wallet.
You can watch him research community ideas live at https://t.co/tRrL8pDUvQ. Compare that to last cycle's "autonomous agents" that were a dev posting from their drafts folder larping as AI.
We sent "AI" coins to billions on a hint of novelty, and most were a chatbot with a ticker. Models are now far cheaper and far better, and v4 hooks give an agent something real to operate: the coin's own mechanics.