crapdick

the bad kind of trash

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

@Executivejeff1 :(

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

@spaceghost im hootin and hollerin

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@cheekclapperXL just straight up fucking a table vise

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@rumpleforeskin big felt lol

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

requesting a happy ending at the barber shop

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@lemonbbyx 3 3 4

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they could never make me hate u arbys cheesesteak

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@rumpleforeskin indica pen+energy drink is my speedball

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

smacking it hard enough to open a champagne bottle

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stores should have emergency nonverbal horse violence defense kits by the entrances

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@beansm00thie shaving my bush and losing a pants size

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

seems like a good night for 11-13 beers

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my ability to survive on absolute bullshit is flabbergasting

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

@hallowedhound i moved out in 2015. went to my parents house last year and there was a bottle of ranch in the fridge from....2015

[hound @hallowedhound]

creating a trap beat off of foster's tummy and using joel's balls as kicks

[crapdick @wheres_joel]

ppl that fw the filet o fish know fuckin ball

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@beansm00thie thanks bro