Greer Heinzen

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@mngamecock Fire his ass right now

[Zach @mngamecock]

Bruh...this isn’t right...at all 😂

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@Caroo1211 I’ve been going to Trader Joe’s to destress recently which feels slightly more productive than target 👌👌

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@Caroo1211 Same

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@klefrancois but we talked about you the whole time!!

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@klefrancois I still lick my finger then dab it on. I’m 25yo and still can’t do it

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would definitely be Snake Juice.

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

city of Tuscaloosa from the top rope

[Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch]

Just rollerbladed 6 miles in 88 degree heat with a mask on. Of course it’s uncomfortable, so are high heels and thongs but we wear those. So in case you needed a friendly reminder: Wear your mask, ya freaks! Unlike heels and butt floss, it can save lives. WE CAN BE HEROS!

[Avneeti @SinghAvneeti]

HE WAS MURDERED BY POLICE FOR WALKING HOME AT NIGHT FOR WEARING A MASK/HOODIE BECAUSE HE WAS ANEMIC & GOT COLD OFTEN. He played the violin for kittens at animal shelters. He meant well. He wasn’t a threat, rather another innocent black man killed by the police. #ElijahMcClain

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@spooky_scum I noticed!! 😘😘😘

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.

[v for verndetta @spooky_scum]

everyone talking about our pets being sick of us being home all day but THINK ABOUT THE GHOSTS they’re about to start acting up

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@erinoleary9 @Rd9523 Those happy hour bloody Mary’s must have hit him hard 🥰🥰

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

Can we all agree that the summer bod is not gonna be a thing this year??

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@Caroo1211 Y’all should play never have I ever

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

“Gee, I wonder why?” BECAUSE WE ARE TELLING EVERYONE TO STAY THE FUCK HOME THATS WHY

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Joe Biden wanted the date for the Democrat National Convention moved to a later time period. Now he wants a “Virtual” Convention, one where he doesn’t have to show up. Gee, I wonder why? Also, what ever happened to that phone call he told the Fake News he wanted to make to me?

[Greer Heinzen @wheresgreer]

@klefrancois I have an extra bedroom with even cheaper rent

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Who would have imagined one of the worst parts of a global pandemic quarantine would be videos of people’s at home work outs.