Keyser

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[Keyser @whereskeyser]

feel-good* is what i mean oops

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

People saying "this isn't that bad" fail to consider it was all of this feel music BACK TO BACK on the radio. I was like ENOUGHH stomping and smiling im at the bus after a 12hr highschool day

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

If you told me this was hayley in the Brand New Eyes tour in 2009 I would’ve believed you wtf the hair styling and eye makeup is identical

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

I’ve been a fan of paramore for almost 14 years (woah) and I never understood the take that Josh Farro was so great, cause he has proved time and time again he cannot write something that sticks without Hayley as a co-writer. I don’t even mean numbers-wise.

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

This shitpost got me wondering… did kalshi risk doing a watch party for the nba finals or were they too afraid of their users swinging at each other

[varun shetty @Varun]

hey do you want to watch the knicks game at the palantir popup in the west village. heard about it via a substack i follow by someone in the new media cohort from a top vc. david protein bars is catering. there will be lots of microinfluencers talking about their daily routines.

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

Why was the knicks win literally the opening scene for HSM3 lmfaoooo

[n8 @natmrco]

@PopBase FULLLL CREDITS TO HER???

[Full ML Alchemist @unironictechbro]

well

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

I was thinking about which duo to send it to but no one actually is straight omg…

[vernaxes @verzasah]

if you play overwatch and you’re straight you need to gift a queer overwatch player a skin for pride month.

[ana @chrrybridgers]

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

Lmao free me this flight long asf

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

On an 11hr flight with The Cure on loop @oliviarodrigo can u send me the album so I can ponder about all my choices I’ve ever made about love rq

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

Obv joking NYC night one i will always love u x

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

The concept of me traveling 6k miles for no reason cause she’s now coming to my city

[🏁 @concertleaks]

“c u soon” - Hayley Williams

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

HELLO????

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Spirit Airlines Expected to Cease Operations Around 3 A.M. ET Saturday — WSJ

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

They’re genuinely and lowkey calling me the reassesser

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

All oomfs in nyc because of hayley oh oomfchella….

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

I’M IN A BANDDD

[Keyser @whereskeyser]

OKAY THREAD OF THE HAYLEY WILLIAMS TOUR VIDS I TOOK IN NYC: