mace

i’m just a straight gangster who loves Jesus don’t get it twisted sis

[mace @wheresmacy]

Be still and watch what God will do

[mace @wheresmacy]

#bachelorvotechristina

[mace @wheresmacy]

hey if you guys want some ray-bands, my hackers got the plug

[mace @wheresmacy]

@willdarbyshire 1

[mace @wheresmacy]

I had Julie and Madison had Molly.. makes perfect sense.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

[mace @wheresmacy]

the birds work for the...

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Wholesome crows

[mace @wheresmacy]

y’all really be acting like procrastination is a personality trait

[mace @wheresmacy]

@CadynJarrett @madsmclain this is good

[Annie @lizzyfiz]

if the men find out we can shape-shift, they are going to tell the church

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Dr. Strange: I went forward in time to see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

Quill: How many did you see?

Strange: 14,600,005

Iron Man: How many did we win?

Strange: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* hopefully there’s a doctor on the plane

Me: I hope so too

Dad: I’m proud of who you are and your career choice

Me: thank you Dad

Dad: You’re welcome

[Nathan Franklin @nathan_cef]

🗣IF YOUR THEOLOGY DOESN’T WORK IN THE THIRD WORLD IT DOESN’T WORK AT ALL🗣

[mace @wheresmacy]

@nathan_cef @ @madsmclain next time

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Omg this is so funny 😭😭😭

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[mace @wheresmacy]

I am crying laughing in church right now this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[Annie @lizzyfiz]

I almost forgot that @wheresmacy and I had a full-on argument last night about self kidney removal. almost.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13