Market Matt

Fortune Favors Brave

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@internwatts I assume he was promoted?

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Me waiting for the doordasher I didn't tip to deliver the 34 Boo Buckets I bought with my wife's credit card.

[cream drizzyクリームのドリップ @shrampmannne]

"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality."

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@jarvis_best Stop pointing this out. Big Chicken will see this and raise the price.

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@RudyHavenstein Unused Bookstore

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I can turn a hobby into a career?

[PETA @peta]

Reminder: some @SeaWorld employees masturbate male dolphins by hand so they can collect semen to forcibly impregnate female dolphins.

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@Wendys Your "Plan B" is the same as my retirement strategy.

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@shrampmannne Box and all, no less.

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@uncledoomer Her: "All the pineapples you ate didnt change the taste."

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@chooserich Its Gallagher's son.

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@leadlagreport Spoiler:
He owns 83% of the world's lentil supply.
Few.

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@uncledoomer Me when its the first time she's used her mouth in 8 years.

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@RudyHavenstein I've been waiting 34 years to post this on twitter.

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@PicturesFoIder The price of polka dot fabric has increased 700%.

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@dougboneparth Also

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First known footage of the mating ritual.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Could be us.

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@uncledoomer "You agreed to have a joint daddy daughter day with Stacy, Tracy, Daisy and Susan's husbands! What do you mean you've had two domestic light beers and can't drive?!"

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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@shrampmannne 10s do things that give retinal detachment and make you move like this.

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@shrampmannne

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@leadlagreport WHERE THE FUCK IS MATT DAMON!!

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@shrampmannne @LynnLock328 Gonna start giving my parents these next year so I dont have to deal with that shit.