"The sun's got nothing on a guy like me, heh."
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Carefree guy/Lifeguard RP account
Real name: Shaly Kai Gomez
48 years old, bisexual, (used to be) lifeguard, failed highschool, forgot to do his taxes, has a crap ton of tattoos
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@Desolate_Rooms [*Shaly momentarily leaves the living room to search for paper in the office. In the end, he returns with crumpled receipets and random junk.]
".. Kinda hard to find some spare paper nowadays, heck it was hard finding some empty scraps to write my crappy poem on."
@Desolate_Rooms "Huh. I barely draw but, I was sorta like that! I had to makeshift my cover up tattoos and hope Tahlia had my back."
[*He traced along the shark on his shoulder.]
"Man, if only I stillhad the rough sketch of this bad boy.."
@Desolate_Rooms "..Hm, that would be sick."
"I'm not too crazy about drawing but, I did scribble on my test papers a lot back in highschool."
".. Say, how about you? Are you any good at drawing?"
@Desolate_Rooms "I uh, I also tried that, you know? Poem writing? Didn't exactly work out, heheh."
".. Eh.. I'm not doing that again, kinda what got me here in the first place."
@Desolate_Rooms "Not really, all I'm really good at is invading other peoples space, heh."
[*Not a flex.]
".. But other than that I just, kinda do nothing. I can't really sew like you or.. Dressy. And I don't exactly cook that much."
@Desolate_Rooms "Heh, I've been doing that, like, uh, talking to other people, I think I've said this before."
"I don't know, my brain's not working nowadays."
"..I'm usually pretty good at "trying to fill my life with other shit," but I guess that's also not working too."
@Desolate_Rooms โTrue, when are we? Heh.โ
โ.I donโt know, I guess I thought that I found the answer thatโs been there all along! But then thereโs the questions after that answer, and the details you skipped in some past follow-up question.โ
@Desolate_Rooms โ.. Well, if youโre asking me, it feels like Iโve forgotten about it for most of my life and Iโm finding it again! Not in a good way though, heh.โ
โAnd of course, I had to find it again in the worst moment possible.โ
โI thought I was sorta over the feeling, turns out Iโm not.โ
@Desolate_Rooms โ.. I guess you have a point, heh.โ
[*Shaly cleared his throat, scratching the nape of his neck.]
โ.. I-.. Uh. You ever just.. Act out randomly? Like youโre having a nice moment and then the next thing you know, youโre all sweaty and scared for some reason.โ
@Desolate_Rooms ".. You're alright with it?"
"I don't want to just- Start dumping my own stupid stuff on you, I mean, I guess I just did before, whoops."
@Desolate_Rooms ".. I feel nothing nowadays."
".. Oook, let me rephrase that, that sounds way too, you know, ehhh."
". I guess I'm just searching for other people to disturb so I don't gotta deal with whatever shitty thing I've been thinking about, those that make sense?"
@Desolate_Rooms "Aw sick, you're awesome, bro, heh."
"You better show me when you're done, heh.. Uh, how long does it take for you to make stuff like that?"
@Desolate_Rooms "Yeah, I mean, the only things that make it "not" a regular fish are the two dorsal fins, grey top, light underbelly, and sharp teeth.'
'Oh and you can't forget the gills, heh, well I almost did but it's besides the point. In my eyes, it's still a shark in the end."
@Desolate_Rooms "Hm.. I guess ya start by making a fish plush?'
"I mean, I know how a shark looks like, but I'm no seamstress, so I don't exactly know the process, heh."
[*He shrugged.]
@Desolate_Rooms "Hmm.. Cats, how about cats? Or uh.. Dogs."
"Or, heh, if you're up for a challenge, sharks, eh, eh?"
[*That one guy who won't stop bringing up his shark theme.]