jesse adams

Tweets about snacks and traffic

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If the shoe fits, Park a bus on it.

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Anyone want to start a band called the Polkamon?

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I spent cinco de mayo building a wall. Now I’m eating tacos!

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We live in a weird weird world. My “smart phone“ cannot even fathom that maybe, just maybe I actually meant to say bitchin. No.. I must have meant bitcoin.

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Cock-a-doodle screw you

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That moment when you’re 5 minutes into a drive to the beach with 4 kids in the car and you realize you shouldn’t have taken the day off work..

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Clearly in 2018 ANYTHING is possible.. BB8 is presenting an Oscar to Kobe Bryant.. wtf???

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@AdinSpencer No, just trying to help a friend spread the word about his new venture!

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Defy Esports Bar aims to bring the action of esports to our very own venue starting in Orlando, FL #DefyEsportsBar https://t.co/epD5NYQmRl

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https://t.co/Lvdp5oKuOG via @giphy

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So much useful political debate going on on Twitter these days I’m just gonna throw this out there. Choosy developers choose (to pro ounce the word) GIF (like jiff).

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Tzatziki is my love language.

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Why anybody would feel the need to make a phone call on the John in a public bathroom is just absolutely beyond me..

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I think if the Keurig has proven two things they’re 1: you can’t rush good coffee and 2: the average person doesn’t care about good coffee.

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Don’t mind me.. I’m just sitting in traffic longing for deaths sweet embrace.

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Ugh.. I hate password change day..

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Welp, made it to midnight to prove I still can. Guess tomorrow is another day or something... happy whatever and shit.

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Used some mouth was so everything would stop tasting like biryani. Now everything tastes like biryani and mouthwash.

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@trey_colson I think you just summarized every day of my life.

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Seriously though.. Hook has to be the greatest Christmas movie of all time.