Mike Rotch

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

@uhhhgrundy is too modest to tell you, but he’s in silver 2 in League of Legends

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Worst robbers ever. Overlooked many gems, one being $50 kohl’s cash expiring in 4 days

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

@postboner Most likes you’ve ever had! I’m surprised you made it past 6!

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Ladies the real reason he’s not texting you back is because he’s debating if his Druid’s cloak should be evergreen or olive.

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

It’s fun hanging with horny guys

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

I joined environmental ingenuity club to get bitches

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Debuting as “the Dangler” tonight

Expect the evening news to be in a panic

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Hide your funny bones, I’m on the prowl

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

@postboner You couldn’t get 5 likes if it hit you in the face

[@THEFINALBOSS @thefinalboss17]

If grundy has a million fans, I’m one of them. If grundy has 100 fans, I’m one of them. If grundy has 1 fan, I’m that fan. If grundy has 0 fans, I am dead.

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

If I take gas-x will I pass my drug test?

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Shoutout @thefinalboss17 a massive supporter and I will stand by her till the end as well

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Toots be the move tn

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Buzz cuts are ugly? No. It’s my primal self finally being let out

[alka seltzer @uhhhgrundy]

Papadox has better toilet paper than @wherethemommie1 house

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

No hate on the bard gameplay, but you’re so nasty with senna

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Frick you and your boogers

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

I’m a good little smelly boy

[Mike Rotch @wherethemommie1]

Bout to dip my toe in lactose intolerance

[Cowboypeter @Cowboypeter1]

I’m like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf I get a little sad