PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿

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Businesswoman. Happily married and proud Mother. English second language.
Satire and parody account.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@ZooNealand @AndrewHWestern Gaslighting level 100

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

I'm a supporter, this is not a dig at Elon Musk etc, nor a disbelief in these companies. But from a pure investing side, these valuations seem out of space.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Space X has some lofty valuations. Perhaps it will be treated like Bitcoin, priced differently to the value it offers, but everyone just agrees to hold it as a store of wealth.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@elonmusk @JamesOnekaka @TRobinsonNewEra They are economic migrants and need to be sent packing

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@pippaisright He's fast. Hopefully he got away. 🫡

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@Keir_Starmer

It's not that hard

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

The centre and left need to get over this obsession with envy taxing others and start focussing on productivity gains that will lift everyone in the country.

[Suit and tie @Suitandtie9999]

Train wreck interview for Qiulae Wong and the Opportunities Party as they declare war on pensioners — punishing lifetime savers and those who are “asset-rich, cash-poor”.

Wong effectively tells them: Downsize the family home you’ve scrimped and sacrificed for your whole life (essentially forced displacement), or defer the tax and rob your children’s inheritance by hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Wong then doubles down, arguing that those whose properties have risen by a million dollars or more should be taxed on those gains — seemingly blind to the fact these are mostly unrealised paper gains that have already driven up their rates.

In reality, this policy could pressure thousands, if not tens of thousands of pensioners into selling their family home.

Every dollar paid in Land Value Tax (or deferred) is money taken from healthcare, daily living costs, or gifts to the grandkids.

The Opportunities Party is sacrificing pensioners for their housing redistribution experiment.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Excellent.
Great to see one Judge apply the law as intended, instead of making stuff up.
Now to investigate the judges who strayed. Please explain.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Chris Hipkins has a beach house but won't buy apples for his children.
Disgusting.

[New Zealand Taxpayers' Union @TaxpayersUnion]

Let's be real: Chris Hipkins should not be able to use taxpayer-funded schemes to pay off his holiday home, while proposing a tax on your holiday home.

Sounds less like Hipkins, more like "hypocrite".

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@GPhilip52086 @winstonpeters @pennymarienz @franks_lawyer @Coltheman1 I'd argue that

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Dear Politicians,

We don't want migrants that want to stab us.

We don't want to fund migrants either.

It's really not that hard.

Sort it out.
Taxpayers and citizens.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

BREAKING NEWS: Australia's public broadcaster ABC News just accused @elonmusk of ''inciting racial tension'' in Belfast because he did not censor footage showing a Sudanese refugee attempting to behead someone.

They're angrier at Elon than at the stabber.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@Suitandtie9999 Would a beach house paid for by the taxpayers be exempt? Asking for a 'friend'.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

It will now only cost Hipkins a max of $20 per week to get to his taxpayer funded beach house.

Taxpayer funded lifestyle

No apples for the kids.

[William McGimpsey🇳🇿 @TheZeitgeistNZ]

Chris Hipkins announced Labour’s latest cost of living policy - a $20 per week cap on public transport fares in the big centres. $10 outside the main centres. They estimate it will cost taxpayers $65 million/y and save commuters around $25/week.
https://t.co/nL4NIsywXM

[Francesco 🇮🇹 @SaP011]

Her name is Luana Zaratti, an Italian bus ticket inspector.

She was 26 when, during one of her shifts, she asked an illegal Egyptian immigrant for his ticket.

He had none. His answer was a violent headbutt straight to her face, so hard it shattered her nasal septum and caused severe head trauma.

Luana collapsed to the ground, blood pouring from her nose.

That single blow destroyed her life.
It left her with permanent brain damage and lifelong disability.

Years bedridden, almost vegetative.
But her willpower pulled her back to a shadow of the life she once had.

The attacker was sentenced to just 14 months in prison, but he never served a single day. He disappeared.

Luana, declared unfit to work, now survives on less than €1,000 a month.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

@truereckons1 Sounds like a whole lot of petrol tax

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Rumour is that Labour want to cover the cost of 'free' buses with an increase in petrol tax!

Kindly fxxk off please Labour!

[Suit and tie @Suitandtie9999]

This is farcical.

True to form, Labour has once again demonstrated staggering incompetence by announcing a $65 million public transport fare cap without any modelling on how many passengers will actually take enough trips to exceed it.

Transport spokesperson Tangi Utikere was asked a straightforward question.

“What proportion of commuters will take enough trips to exceed the cap?”

Utikere: I think a number will… it’s unknown at this stage”

Unbelievably, there is zero modelling on this critical detail.

Typical Labour incompetence. Announce the giveaway, skip the basics.

[paddy 77 @PatForde81072]

@kiwiwayne3 Marama said she hopes this frees up the roads so she can drive faster.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

Breaking - National announces it's new list

0 - Chris Hipkins
1 - Christopher Luxon
2 - Nicola Willis...

Hipkins is referred to as 'Minister Zero' and is the Minister of National's reelection.

[NickMowbray @NMowbray23]

At this point the BEST thing for New Zealand's future is for Hipkins to remain leader of Labour.

[PizzaPizzo 🇮🇹🇳🇿 @whetbeak]

How will it be funded you ask?

Well, it will be cost free as you can't use public transport when you're locked down by Covid Chris Hipkins

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

INBOX: Labour's first policy of 2026 is a public transport fare cap:

- $20 for AKL, Wellington, Chch,
- $10 for everywhere else

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

I see we have now reached the beheadings in the street phase of cultural enrichment