Christopher David

I take tweets as serious as they require; Trying to be a better, virtuous man but sometimes I fail.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@queentoast45 The dresser’s that almost perfectly fits below the window is still off to the side. And there’s a floor lamp (that should be in the corner) in front of the other window, but of center. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@CatholicCoachP

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

Spontaneously went to Mass here the evening. Since it was spur of the moment, I was wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Might start keeping a dress shirt in the car just in case.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@CatholicCoachP

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@CatholicCoachP The confession seating was in the back. Oh, I went to confession first.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@gansotonto73 Seriously though. Once we colonize it, we need to create a sport than can only be played up there.

[Frieza, Most Powerful Being In the Universe @haz_beard]

A family member has been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. Please pray for Eddy.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@Lex_Ludendi For good reason.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@rachallison1 It was better before you ladies started having all these “deal breakers”.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@queentoast45 Sounds like temu tickle me elmo or something.

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WD-40

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@CatholicCoachP Poor kids.

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@STEAKandLEGGS69 Ya, I checked and have to concede that. Guess they figure only psychos who watch things on their phone are fine speed running it.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

Streaming app for things like Amazon Prime, Netflix, etc should have a playback speed option.

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@STEAKandLEGGS69 *on streaming devices like Apple TV and fire sticks. I don’t watch Netflix often. Maybe it has it. Idk. Amazon does with Apple TV as far as I can tell.

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

Gay accent

[Christopher David @whetherhead5]

@HandyGingerGal @bryan_johnson Guy makes me think of Jim Fixx.