Bill Hetherington

Writer. Sadist. Er... satarist

[Bill Hetherington @whethwriter]

What a respectful tweet from theD! Summed up in 21 chars incl. the ! Written with 119 left! NO RIP! Making America brief again! SAD!

[Bill Hetherington @whethwriter]

@LouPanacci @TheWalkingDead + 2 here in Orleans... ;)

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I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women." - George Takei

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My 3AM rant: @realDonaldTrump as a concussion survivor I will be on epilepsy meds 4 the rest of my life. Grab that. https://t.co/Pgl1ej9dBM

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IT MAKES SENSE NOW: He was a *Democrat* when he said those things! Seriously. #TrumpTapes #tictac @spaikin @cbctom https://t.co/lpfCc1EW6b

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@Stew1914 Happy thanksgiving, Stewart!

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Hold the muffin, hold the sausage, special orders, *I don't get it!* ZERO calories in the new Virtual Big Breakfast! @McDonalds #imlovinit

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@StephenAtHome @realDonaldTrump I might die before election day but my #NationalPoetryDay submission will live on.

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My 3 AM Twitter rant. (My apologies to Prince.) Open 2 my recording peeps, but I want to keep the ©. #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes

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Crimson without Clover. Over and Over is over.#OtherGlobeEndorsements #cdnpoli #elxn42 @cbctom

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Angry Old Conservative Guy comments on G&M endorsing the Cons but not its leader. #OtherGlobeEndorsements @cbctom

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Angry Old Conservative Guy comments on G&M endorsing the Cons but not its leader. #GlobeEndorsement #elxn42 #canpoli

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Today marks the first year anniversary of a major lifestyle change for me. It's brought me serenity. Serenity is good.

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As #peegate begins its downward trend & school begins, let's not forget our senators. #CPeeC #cdnpoli #elxn42

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Ex #CPeeC candidate lands a new reality show: Bancing with the Jars. #peegate #cdnpoli #elxn42 @cbctom @markcritch

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@cbctom He's voided and eliminated! You can sigh, septic's a golden opportunity to use urinate ability to make a splash! (I'll stop now.)

[Tom Harrington @cbctom]

Woodward & Bernstein had Watergate. I have #peegate . Sigh.

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The Safety Bance! #peegate #CPeeC #cdnpoli #elxn42

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#CPeeC party switches horses mid-stream over Bance #peegate scandal. This gives me a warm feeling. #canpoli #elxn42 @cbctom

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@RNixonZombie our plumbers are better than yours were! We've eliminated all debate. We're #1! #peegare #CPeeC #cdnpoli #elxn42 @markcritch